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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 7:30pm UTC

I used to be nice...
...but then I started bleeding from my crotch

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Wittian: Favorite this if you can't tell the difference between hungry and bored!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're in love with someone but they don't love you back!
Wittian: Favorite this if you hate the opinion quotes!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're sitting on a chair or sitting on the ground!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're on your computer right now!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're breathing!

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
and feeling like you just offered them your body.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 9:37pm UTC

So,
I was walking around the block today while belting
out the lyrics to Sexy and I Know It
and then the song ended and I heard someone laughing behind me
and I turned around and it was this really cute guy on my bus
so now I'm dying because I'll have to go back on the bus tomorrow
and FML.

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sammy*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:59pm UTC

who cares if school doesn't teach us how to raise a family or
get a job, at least i can find the area of a triangle

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:33pm UTC

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 10:12pm UTC

tree houses are sick because
you're literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is..

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 8:30pm UTC

i'm taking volunteers for
a boyfriend starting now

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:43pm UTC

i wanna go on a shopping trip where
i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free.

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kittycat4432
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 3:44pm UTC

So today in science we did a lab.....
Matt: I'm gonna eat this gravel!!!!!
(being the weirdo he is he ate it)
*ten minutes later*
Teacher: Okay so the truth is, the gravel was actually cat litter.
Everyone: ...............
Matt: I ATE CAT LITTER?!?!?!?!?!?! I ate cat litter......
*twitching like he's having a seizure and howls*
Matt: I'M TURNING INTO A CAT!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!
*Jumps up on table and meows at everyone*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Omegle
stranger: Hello
me: hi
stranger: m or f?
me: f
stranger: you hórny?
me: a little.
me: but the doctor says i could get them removed through surgery.
your converstional partner has disconnected

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
knowing your family so well
you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 6:59pm UTC

My 14 year old friend has a club penguin..
And she still goes on it..
and she has a membership..
since she was 9..

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I left Witty for a while because of the One Direction thing going on. Now with all the gay marriage crap, i'll probably be leaving again. Somebody call me when it's all over. I'd rather read quotes about awkward potatoes and food than gay marriage and One Direction.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, it goes like this:
Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle and nothing comes out*
Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle really hard and squirts shampoo all over my hand*
Me: *Stares at hand*
Me: There's.. white, creamy stuff all over my hand..
Me:
Me: Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha.
Me: Oh lord.
Me: I'm so funny.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Girl in my class: Imagine how many peopl-
Me: Imagine if I cared.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 1:01am UTC

Omegle
stranger: females kik me Andrew321
me: I'll kik you
me: right in the bállsack
your converstional partner has disconnected

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 7:02pm UTC

click to see this quote

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dolph*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids from an early age to
exchange their body parts for money

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