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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 10:44am UTC
    A very merry Christmas
    to soilders everywhere who can't be home.

  2. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    like i wanna go and do loads of stuff but at the same time it took me 4 hours to work up the motivation to get out of bed

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    i wanna be that one girl who looks really cute
    but also gives off the vibe that she could snap
    your neck if you disrespect her like is that
    possible for me

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    have you ever bullshtted an essay
    so hard you basically laughed after every sentence you wrote

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    my name might as well be
    "new years resolution" because no one's going to do me

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    I don’t wear makeup and I don’t try to look nice to impress guys. I wear makeup and I try to look nice for myself and to outdo other girls so that I’m the alpha female.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    one time
    i put my mum’s bras on a
    ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
    funny prank but then some
    people came over to look at the
    house and i didn’t have
    time to take the bras down so
    when my mum turned the fan on bras
    flew all around our kitchen and
    landed on the people and like
    no one wanted to say
    anything so we acted like
    bras weren’t strewn across all of us
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
    could have handled the situation better.

  10. Waffle Waffle
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I think its time to shave my legs
    "MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

  11. fungirl fungirl
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
    He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
    *Face Drops*
    "Oh hey mom..."

  12. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    My parents like to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear them

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk”
    Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”

  14. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    Self harm,
    suicide,
    eating disorders—
    you say it’s all
    for attention.
    Well then,
    maybe it’s a sign
    it’s time to start
    paying attention.
    (DS)

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    cookie package: do not eat raw cookie dough
    me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    how do people expect me to know what i want to do for the rest of my life when i still have to raise my hand and ask to go to the bathroom?

  17. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    2 people sitting on front of me on
    the bus were talking about how rude
    it is when people eavesdrop on others conversations
    and I leaned forward and told them that
    I totally agree.

  18. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I wish people looked like
    their personalities
    Jannette's Format. DO not remove.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u

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