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STATUS: Sometimes you gotta disappear while you get ya shit together.

Amanda; Blonde, blue eyed, 5'2" girl you don't want to fck with.
I'm just a simple girl, with a big dream.
Don't bother telling me my username is incorrect.
I'm a straight out person. I tell it like it is.
I don't beat around the bush and say bullshit.
I am never going to apologize for having an opinion.
Don't try telling me who I am.
I know myself better than most of the people I've met in my life.
Don't judge on what you don't know.
I have a Boston accent.
Rest Easy, Vati.

16918.) I may not be the cutest, or the coolest, or the most popular. Despite it all, I enjoy being who I am.

Disclaimer: I get the majority of my quotes on tumblr, twitter, and ifunny.

I really am just trying to be alright again.
If I'm not posting as much as usual, excuse me.
I am not leaving Witty, I just take short breaks.
I'm just trying to sort my life out again.
I may not be okay today, or tomorrow.
But I will be one day.

I feel like I haven't updated this in ages.
I wanted to delete the message above, but I'm still in the same boat.
Except now, add in college and classes and a social life.
I don't have much time on my hands and I'm sorry.
I am still not planning on leaving; I'm just extremely busy.
I am so glad to those who have been patient and haven't forgotten me.
I love you guys.

I'm getting better.
Some days are better than others.
I'm not where I should be, but I am getting there.
I'm living my life for myself and only myself.
But as time goes on, I'm realizing how much I'm in love with where I am and who I surround myself with.
And I would do anything for those two things.
And that's something I've come to learn in the last year.
I am so in love with my life.

I am so goddamn in love with life.
July 14, 2016

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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2018 1:37pm UTC
    I haven't been on here in a little over a year.
    So many things are different since 2016.
    I've graduated college, first in the family. I still can't believe I'm not a college student anymore and that I'm a college graduate.
    I've really grown as a person.
    I used to love going out and drink with friends - now I live for the nights I get to spend with my dogs.
    I used to hate myself and I'm not a HUGE fan still but I'm getting there. But I don't think anyone ever really is 100% okay with themselves at all moments. And that's okay.
    I've bought my grandfather his first puppy in over 30 years. He loves her more than most things. The first month he had her, I didn't see a moment where he wasn't smiling.
    I'm 23 - which is wild. I turn 24 in November. Which is even crazier. I started going on this when I was 15. I've almost had this account for 10 years.
    It's weird to look back at quotes I made, more funny but others more personal. It's awful to know how much pain I used to be in. But it's amazing to see how far I have come.
    I didn't even know if I'd make it to 20, let alone 23. I never was suicidal but I really hated my life, for whatever reason.
    Now I just love being alive. For my mom, for my grandparents, for my dogs and cats. For myself.
    I'm still scared of what's to come but I think that's what keeps me motivated.
    I don't know, Witty was my safe haven growing up. It's what helped me get through a lot of things and I'm glad I had this website.
    I used to play in softball tournaments on the weekends and come home after those wins and losses and post quotes. I was so excited to post quotes - sometimes I even limited myself to only 10 a day when in reality I would wanna post like 30.
    I'm only 23 years old. I'm a recent graduate of college. I still can't believe I made it.
    I'm not always fully okay but I still am here and I'm glad I'm here.
    I've got a long way to go to where I want to be but I have that faith that I'll make it.
    Never lose hope in yourself.
    Show the world what they didn't think you could do.
    Hang in there and just know if you aren't okay now, you will be. It may take years like it took me, but you'll get there. It's so worth the wait.
    Live your best life.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:45am UTC
    I am mine.
    Before I am anyone else's.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:38am UTC
    I’m a huge supporter of things which
    annoy misogynistic rich white men

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:32am UTC
    "I want you to remember who you are,
    despite the bad things that are happening
    to you. Because those bad things aren’t you.
    They are just things that happen to you.
    You need to accept that who you are and
    the things that happen you,
    are not one and the same."

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:31am UTC
    i'm what the kids call
    really exhausted. i'm so tired.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:29am UTC
    Growing up my mom made me believe that
    someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:25am UTC
    emo stands for eat me out

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:21am UTC
    we need to stop being so desperate about
    finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:18am UTC
    i don’t have a nervous system.
    i am a nervous system.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:13am UTC
    "Act my age?
    What the fck is that, “act my age”?
    What do I care how old I am?
    The Ocean is old as fck.
    It will still drown your a.s with vigor."

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:10am UTC
    do you ever drop something and instead of
    picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:08am UTC
    Please eat. I know its easy to skip meals and go hours without anything but please go and get something to eat. You deserve proper meals even if you haven’t exercised, even if they’re more calories than you can count, even if you had take out yesterday. Just eat.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:00am UTC
    I’m sitting in class and I just hear this kid say to his friend:
    “Why would the clowns attack college campuses if we’re all dead inside anyway?”

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:58am UTC
    i am fcking gold but you prefer
    silver and that's okay.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:55am UTC
    *me to the bartender*
    i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:54am UTC
    destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:52am UTC
    June 10, 2016.
    Minnie Mouse.
    Unlike the "real" Minnie Mouse, you were the best dog I ever had.
    My childhood ended when I watched the life go out of your eyes.
    Most people can't watch their dog die.
    I wasn't leaving you in those last moments.
    You were there for me for everything.
    I was going to be there to end your pain.
    It's silly to miss a dog so much.
    But you knew dad.
    And not many people knew him.
    I got you when I was 5 years old.
    I had you for 16 years.
    I'm getting a Minnie Mouse tattooed on my leg for you.
    Hakuna Matata, Minnie.
    We love you so much.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:49am UTC
    October 6, 2002.
    14 years and a week ago.
    That's the day you died.
    The day some man in an eighteen-wheeler decided to be careless.
    The day a woman lost her husband.
    The day a father lost their son.
    The day a brother and sister lost their brother.
    The day newphews and neices lost their uncle.
    The day two parent-in-laws lost their only son-in-law.
    The day two daughters lost their father.
    I carry a picture of you and me in my purse.
    It has been there since I've bought that purse.
    It has been in backpacks and wallets before that.
    You may not be here, but you are always with me.
    I'll always be mad at the man who killed you.
    But I can't help but hope that he can live with what he did.
    He also had everything we lost.
    I couldn't live with myself knowing that he didn't live his life fully after killing you.
    I know he didn't do it on purpose.
    We had to put down Minnie a few months back.
    I like to think you met her at the gates.
    If they do exist. And I'm hoping they do.
    14 years doesn't change the fact that I'll ever forget the day I was told you weren't coming home.
    Even Minnie was standing there with us on that lawn.
    I will forever be thankful my last words to you were "I love you."
    I will forever be thankful that I got to hug you goodbye before we lef the house.
    I don't know how I got so lucky, thinking about it.
    Luckily but unlucky. I'll take what I got. It's better than most.
    Your tattoo will be on me forever.
    You will be with me forever.
    I will tell my future husband all about you.
    I will tell your grandchildren how great of a man you were.
    I love you.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:39am UTC
    my kink: being in bed before 10 pm with my makeup washed off and my hair tied up.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:37am UTC
    i hate seeing people my age in public
    bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing


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