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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer   the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.


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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half

566 faves · 71 comments · Jun 18, 2013 3:07pm

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marissa17 · 1 decade ago
Watch the movie TiMER
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FriendlyUser8274 · 1 decade ago
I am currently working on writing this

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FriendlyUser8274 · 1 decade ago
So far i have a plot diagram, characters, and some more stuff, but no actual written rough draft.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Great!
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TheOtherDirection · 1 decade ago
I love the idea but in my opinion dating, love and heartbreak are all a part of life...
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Yeah, you have a point.
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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
i literally wish this could happen... but then... what if i find a hot guy, and it starts freezing my skin. sad day for me i guess.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Then you'll see he's not good enough for you and you'll find an even hotter guy
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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
..... made my day.
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tobefrank · 1 decade ago
Hey, that guy is hot... I think I'll go over and say hi... Hi! Wait, ow! OW! IT FRICKIN BURNS SOMEONE HELP ME AGGGHHH!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I imagine that was Harry's first thoughts the first time he saw Voldemort.
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tobefrank · 1 decade ago
This is PERFECT
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heyilikewhoiam · 1 decade ago
Are you sure you thought of this? I'm just saying cause I've seen other people post this way before you and for the person who asked if they could use this as a story idea, you actually can die to the fact that elliegeorgia98 hasn't copyrighted it..... So person who posted it, this isn't your quote...
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Look at the tags you idiot
I never claimed it so if you're gonna have a rant to me then get your facts right you imbecile.
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heyilikewhoiam · 1 decade ago
Why don't you look at the people you've replied to before, you did say it was "your" quote. Look I wasn't trying to be rude so if I came across that way I'm really sorry.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Yeah it's my quote as in a quote I added to Witty, I never claimed to be the author actually.
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SisiAdelia · 1 decade ago
Nice idea, but it makes me think of Twitches

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KayleeAnn22 · 1 decade ago
Haha it'd still be hard with all the hypothermia and heat stroke. Lol jk. But this reminds of the movie Twitches. Lol. :)
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
imagine if the shape was half of a d/ck and then you met your soul mate and it made a full d/ck lOL
idk what's wrong with me sry
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hermione23katniss · 1 decade ago
im glad im not the only perverted one who thought something similar to this omg
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
HAHAH you can count on me
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
What if one was p.nis shaped, and the guy had to find the girl with the v.gina shape?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Then every guy would have the same and every girl woule it's basically like real life
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
*would
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*Caraphernelia* · 1 decade ago
"it's basically like real life"
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Sarcasm dear
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Yeah, but what if literally only one person had it in the entire world?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
That would stress me out
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
have i met my long lost twin or something
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Alex;* · 1 decade ago
and how about the shapes are different colors. lets say mine is a dark blue circle....and i like someone who has a light blue circle...we date and we find out we aren't meant to be. but then later on i find my dark blue circle that matches mine and it is my soul mate!
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ParticipationAward* · 1 decade ago
You should make a book
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
i'm not looking for improvements, it's just a quote
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
I remember reading something like this in a book a few years back, wow, i had a bad ending (or at least I didn't like it).

What if this other half rejected you or dies before you meet them and you can't find anyone else because they are all taken????
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vulcanoid · 9 years ago
this is in like every werewolf story on Wattpad ever
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
cheerful aren't ya
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
Why hasn't this been thought of before
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
And the people with a full shape were destined to never love.
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
That is incredibly sad, wow.
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Eh, not everyone in the world can love.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Incorrect.
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Completely correct.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Look be negative all you want somewhere else, but don't say crap like that on my quote because I don't want to hear it.
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Don't get mad, I'm just saying some people don't want to love.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I just think there's enough negativity in this world, without people adding to it.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Or they could help you find your long lost sister/twin...
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DreamAbovetheStars · 1 decade ago
in my opinion, a person can't truly love until they have has their heart broken
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
way to sh/t on my quote mate
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DreamAbovetheStars · 1 decade ago
haha, sorry I still think it's a good quote, though it would make finding love less of a journey of learning and experiencing life
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
ahh, fair enough
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ItsOkToBePerfect · 1 decade ago
Coolios idea
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
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breboo22 · 1 decade ago
But what if y'all were like sitting next to each other and it got so warm that it burned your neck. That would hurt. But hey, love hurts, right?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
*badum tss*
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breboo22 · 1 decade ago
Well I'm about to sound like an idiot, but what?
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Raining_Sunshine · 1 decade ago
This just made me rethink life..
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
ugh i want to use this idea for a story now!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
NO
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
are you tellin meh what to do?!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago











Maybeh
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
and to think, i followed you. AM I SLAVE TOWARDS PEOPLE I FOLLOWED?!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
NO JUST ME
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
i need to talk to the manager of this place.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Yes I am the manager
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
oh... haha.. *coughs and looks around awkwardly* uhm hello?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1415340/hey-there-o.gif
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
the moment when you can press the like button on your own comments as many times as you want and the points go up..
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
just a glitch.. just a glitch..
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0f3b7mqFY1qh2o7zo1_500.gif
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
http://media.tumblr.com/3655d2104986096f5bedbef34719714c/tumblr_inline_mmcm8tPreS1qz4rgp.gif
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4npv1Vjz1qafrh6.gif
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