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"Look, I didn't want to be a half-


"You're a wizard, Harry."

"May the odds ever be in your


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Here are my favorites of random stuff!


Movie: The Little Mermaid (Disney version)

Letter: W

Book (series): Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games Trilogy, and 39 Clues!

Book(s): Green Eggs and Ham, Miracle on 49th Street, Stargirl; Love, Stargirl; A True Princess, I Am NOT Going to Get up Today!, Corduroy, and maybe more!

Book character(s): Clarisse La Rue (Percy Jackson), Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson (Well, PERCY JACKSON!), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Rue (The Hunger Games), Foxface (The Hunger Games), Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games), Stargirl (Stargirl/Love, Stargirl), Eleanor Douglas (Eleanor and Park) and maybe more!

Author(s): Dr. Seuss (He's just so awesome!), Rick Riordan, J.K. Rowling, Jerry Spinelli, Suzanne Collins, and Edith Hamilton.

Song(s): Anything that's from Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne, most songs by Selena Gomez, Eye of the Tiger by Survivor, Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi. Raise Your Glass by P!nk, F*king Perfect by P!nk, So What by P!nk, Billionaire by Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars, Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga, Monsoon by Tokio Hotel, and lots more!

Animal(s): Wolves, giraffes, hedgehogs, turtles, and eagles

Greek myth couple: Hera and Zeus, and Psyche and Eros

Holiday: Halloween! SO MUCH CANDY!

Pizza Topping(s): Cheese and pepperoni!

Book couple(s): PERCABETH! (Percy and Annabeth; Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus), THALUKE! (Thalia and Luke; Percy Jackson and the Olympians), FANNIE! (Finnick and Annie; The Hunger Games Trilogy), CLATO! (Clove and Cato; The Hunger Games), KEETA! (Katniss and Peeta; The Hunger Games Trilogy), RAPOLLO (Rachel and Apollo; Percy Jackson and theOlympians), Tratie (Travis and Katie; Percy Jackson and the Olympians), Jasper (Jason and Piper; Heroes of Olympus), Romione (Ron and Hermione; Harry Potter), and Hinny (Harry and Ginny; Harry Potter)

Here are my hates on random stuff! 

Movie: Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (I really liked the book, but the movie sucked terribly!)

Pizza topping: Any type of veggie!

Book couple(s): PERTEMIS! (Percy and Artemis; Percy Jackson and the Olympians), POTHENA! (Poseidon and Athena; Greek mythology, Percy Jackson and the Olympians), Perachel (Percy and Rachel; Percy Jackson and the Olympians), BASICALLY ANY PAIRING OPPOSITE OF MY FAVORITES!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely pi'sses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 7 saying "What was your first clue?"

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this on your profile. 

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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  1. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    I actually put the note into my crush's locker!
    As stupid as it is the note read,
    "Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
    Because you're Be-Au-Ti-full!"
    I know for sure he most likely likes a another girl but I wanted to do it anyway.
    I also want to see if he can figure it out what the note means or if he figure it out it's me, and I want to see his reaction.

  2. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    I got a question for Percy Jackson fans:
    Should I make Calypso become a mortal because of Leo?
    should I keep Calypso as immortal though she hangs out with Leo A LOT?
    I make Leo become immortal because of Calypso?
    (^ That's actually my prediction for The Blood of Olympus. ^)
    This is for a fanfiction I MIGHT start.
    By this, I mean I'm going to start writing it but I'll forget about it later or something.

  3. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 10:07pm UTC
    What makes me laugh is that I thought about trying to talk to my crush by asking him about a book.

  4. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    Oh my gods, I traded a Starburst for a Twix from my crush!!!
    We're, like, so meant to be!

  5. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    Does anyone remember that quote telling you how to see who's visited your Facebook page and how much times? Cause, I'd really love a link to the quote or something.

  6. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Me: *Walking out of class*
    Friend: Are you in Mr. *Teacher's name* class?
    Me: Uh, yeah.
    Friend: Lucky! *Name of boy that's liked by quite a lot of girls and he's a grade older* in that class! He's so cute!
    Me: I sit next to him.
    Friend: *Laughing* He's so cute!
    Me: Yeah, he's cute but his personality isn't the best.
    Friend: *Really small pause* He's so cute!
    Lesson to learn: I'm not saying my friend's a bad person; she's really awesome, honestly, but please remember that looks can be deceiving and that just because a person's cute, it doesn't mean they're nice or however you'd like them to be.

  7. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    I really dislike when someone hates on an inspirational songs.
    Like, today, in one of my classes we were allowed to request songs, and had a song that was about not caring what people think and liking yourself; Anklebiters by Paramore.
    And, these two people were like the song sucks.
    Like, no.
    The girl who complained was a Belieber, and I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber has mostly love songs. Please tell me if I'm mistaken or being mean. His songs are meaningful, I think maybe, but I think songs about loving yourself and not caring what people think are better than love songs. I understand, of course, that she could've just hated the beat or instrumental, but Anklebiters has a better meaning than Boyfriend.
    And, the boy who complained was a person I honestly couldn't care less. I know that sounds mean, but he doesn't make me as mad as the girl. She listed earlier artists she hated and it was pretty long.
    I understand if anyone would like to hate, I probably would if I was a Belieber. But, I honestly barely know if Justin Bieber's songs are really mostly love songs, so please do tell me.

  8. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    I finally got a Paramore CD! :D
    I had to choose between All We Know Is Falling and Brand New Eyes, but I decided to choose Brand New Eyes.
    I also finally got an Avril Lavigne CD! :D
    I wanted to get Let Go but they didn't have any. :(
    But that actually kind of helped cause I didn't have to choose between Let Go or Under My Skin. :)

  9. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    What helped me cry at the end of Peter Pan the book,
    was the fact I wanted so badly for Peter to want to leave Neverland because of Wendy.
    I really thought they'd end up with each other and I sorta hoped that, too.
    If that really happned, I honeslty would've cried for them, and say to basically anyone that Peter and Wendy are the best love story in the world.
    I may exaggerating, but I really do love the idea of Peter and Wendy.

  10. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    I just finished Peter Pan, and I'm crying now.
    I swear, the ending!

  11. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    I got my first band tee yesterday at Hot Topic! :)
    And, no, it's not a One Direction one.
    It's a Paramore one with Jeremy Davis, Taylor York, and Hayley Williams! :D
    Though, I can't sing most of the lyrics that aren't part of the chorus by memory yet, I still really do love all their songs!

  12. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    This happened about a month or two ago, but I swear, I curse myself a lot whenever I think back to it.
    I was sitting at my lunch table and I remembered I wanted to get something from my locker but I would have to get a bathroom pass if I wanted to get out of the cafetorium.
    So I looked up to see if anyone was near the door and this guy I'm pretty sure thinks I like him, and I honestly kind of do but it's more of a petty one, just so happened to freaking walk into my view and he just had to freaking smirk!
    Like, no, just no. Don't you dare freaking smirk if you think I was looking at you when my real target was the door.
    Well, he could've smirked at something else, but I swear, that smirk made me want to freaking rip my hair out and yell at him that I wasn't looking at him!
    Just ugh, just another freaking ugh.

  13. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Oh gods, the turkeys!

  14. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I'm honestly kind of into the hard rock genre in music,
    but the lyrics are always dark and a bit scary, as childish as it sounds.
    And I honestly question if I should continue listening to it on Pandora.

  15. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Oh my gods.
    Lyric, I swear.
    This is copy-and -pasted from Yahoo.
    'Looking for a little extra affection? Meet Sam Hess, a 29-year-old cuddle professional who makes a living by selling snuggles to those in need."
    It has started.

  16. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    "I'm honestly really proud I got
    put into Ravenclaw on
    Pottermore, since that's
    the house with the least members
    . . ."

  17. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    You know those people who are sorta mean, but, like, they're nice to you for some reason.
    And you want to point out about how mean they are, but they're so innocently nice to you that you feel that it would be sorta mean and rude?

  18. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    As stupid and mean as it sounds, I stabbed a kid with a highlight. I don't even know why, I just did.
    The kid next to me and the kid across from him were playing with the highlighter, and I had my glasses on my planner because I was putting my hair in a headband. So, the highlighter rolls to my planner and the kid next to me tries to grab the highlighter, somehow moving my glasses on top of my planner to being on top of the highlighter. He touched my glasses and didn't grab the highlighter successfully, so I grabbed the highlighter, planning to just hand it to him, but for some stupid reason my instinct or mind or whatever, said to stab him with it When he had touched my glasses, for another stupid reason, I got mad at him, so that was the reason for stabbing.
    I mean, like, this could be one of my stupidest reasons to get mad about! But, at the same time, I was actually glad, as stupid as it sounds.
    It could've been because just a couple minutes before, I said to him, jokingly, "I love you," "Hi, cutie," and I hugged him, because the girl across from me dared me to and because I slightly like him.
    I apologized but it didn't sound very heartfelt, so I wanted to apologize him again after school because he usually walks past my locker when leaving school, but I didn't see him or he didn't even pass. I honestly do feel guilty and bad about it, though.
    Yeah, so I still don't know why I stabbed him.

  19. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    I'm kinda bored and I really am hating how much people stereotype, so anyone know songs that can relate to my stereotyping hating?

  20. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    How to Killl a Spider
    "Get a tissue.
    Approach slowly.
    And, very carefully burn the house down."
    - Annabeth Chase, How to Kill a Spider
    #1 New York Times Best Seller
    "I like the part about the burning,"
    - Leo Valdez, Hephaestus TV


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