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  1. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Girl: Hey, watch where you're going!
    Me: Do they have that on Netflix?

  2. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    I walked in on my brother.
    Watching por'n.
    And... Well... Touching... That...
    Brb going to church, to cleanse my eyes with holy water.

  3. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    We live in a free country
    with so many rules,
    restrictions,
    guidlines, and laws
    that we are not free.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    Mom:I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age! Parents Friends:How many boys do you have chasing after you now? Grandparents:Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
    School:Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    my history professor told me today that he
    “likes the way I look vaguely pis//sed off” during class

  6. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 1:27pm UTC
    but if you close your eyes
    does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

  7. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:08am UTC
    website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
    me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
    me:
    me: wait I'm 20 years old

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "i know, please don't judge me."

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    i'm just the girl
    who is pushed on the ends
    and gets cut out of the picture
    i'm just the girl
    who is invisible and unnoticeable
    msybe that's why i'm always chosen last
    or gets judged by the silent eyes
    because i'm that girl
    -j.h.

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    if ur hair covers ur boobs
    u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 12:22am UTC
    Don't feel bad,
    I hate me too.

  12. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    They say
    "I won't ever hurt you"
    but they always do.
    They say
    "You are so amazing and
    someday you'll find someone
    just as special"
    and yet here I sit.

  13. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 7:52am UTC
    We meet people, get to know them,
    and then they get up and leave us behind.

  14. lolculdun0t lolculdun0t
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:25am UTC
    Don't take me seriously; you're gonna regret it, when zombies take over.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    I would spent my entire life miserable just to make you happy

  17. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:22am UTC
    If only parents saw all the times you made the right decision in a tempting situation instead of the one time when you didn't

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    New Olympic sport:
    The contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then
    run down a flight of stairs

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    Never be ashamed of your job.If you deliever pizza, deliver the FÚCK out lf that pizza.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

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