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*crybaby*

1. *crybaby*
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2014 11:27pm UTC
   me: what are taxes and how do i pay them?
   school system: worry not
   school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
   
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2. *crybaby*
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   October 11, 2014 11:24pm UTC
   Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sèx falls out.
   -Sylvia Plath
   
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3. *crybaby*
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   October 11, 2014 11:17pm UTC
   "So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today.
   I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their
   greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so."
   Clueless (1995)
   
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4. *crybaby*
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   October 2, 2014 5:32am UTC
   why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am
   
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5. *crybaby*
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2014 6:09am UTC
   i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there's a huge
   difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about
   school that you break down and cry
   
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6. *crybaby*
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   August 30, 2014 10:40am UTC
   my last words are probably going to be "wait what"
   
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7. *crybaby*
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   August 28, 2014 2:50am UTC
   remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
   
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8. *crybaby*
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   August 26, 2014 6:30am UTC
   idk what i'm doing with my life but i know i'm doing it wrong
   
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9. *crybaby*
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   August 24, 2014 1:29am UTC
   with great power comes a great electricity bill
   
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10. *crybaby*
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    August 22, 2014 3:31am UTC
    any girl to her dad in any tv show ever: i'm not your little girl anymore dad
    
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11. *crybaby*
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    August 15, 2014 5:12am UTC
    do you ever read someone's opinion about something and just go
    "okay for the sake of our friendship i'll just ignore that"
    
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12. *crybaby*
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    August 14, 2014 3:38am UTC
    how do people even mess up movie adaptations there's literally a written
    plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
    
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13. *crybaby*
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    August 6, 2014 4:04am UTC
    the fear of tampons that exist in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things i've ever seen
    they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if
    u ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction
    and he will run as far away as possible its hilarious
    
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14. *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 7:04am UTC
    You know what's scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop
    talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could shave my head or get
    on a plane or take my own life. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
    
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15. *crybaby*
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    August 3, 2014 2:28am UTC
    if you ask me what book I'm reading I'll either go into a long winded and enthusiastic
    summary of the entire thing or just lift the book to show you the title and keep reading
    
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16. *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 4:48am UTC
    but why would we remove the wisest of our teeth
    
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17. *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 4:02am UTC
    What do you call a sick eagle?
    illegal
    
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18. *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2014 3:50am UTC
    are there any medium rappers? they're always big or lil
    
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19. *crybaby*
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    July 28, 2014 4:01am UTC
    One day I'm probably just going to be too lazy to breathe and die.
    
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20. *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 7:03am UTC
    i mean. it's ok if personally you prefer girls who aren't hairy. but like. think critically about why.
    like fúcking take a step back and really assess why it's so important to you that girls don't grow
    hair in places they do and why it doesn't matter on men. i'm serious. come back to me and tell me
    one good reason. give examples and show your work. it's due on my desk monday morning
    
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