Zebra Quotes

BlackRoses *
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December 3, 2013 9:08pm UTC

I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes: “Man, you’re such a cheetah!” and they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.

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Ethanol
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November 3, 2013 5:45am UTC

Save a horse, ride a
zebra (─‿‿─)

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:40am UTC

I wonder how much a Zebra would
cost if you
scanned it.

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mtndewhm*
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September 16, 2013 4:41pm UTC

30 day challenge:
Day 15: Favorite animal
LIGER
LYNX
PENGUIN
BEARS
PUPPIES
PIGS
DEER
ELEPHANTS
Anything except zebras. I got bit by a zebra when I was like 7 and now have bad memories.

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kmsxx*
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August 13, 2013 4:33pm UTC

The lions walking into the wood,comes up to a zebra and the lion says -
" You know something zebra, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me, I'm rough, tough and king of the jungle."
The zebra just shrugs and moves on.
Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says-
"You know giraffe, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me, I'm rough,tough&king of the jungle."
Lion comes to a frog and the lion says-
" You know frog you're a ridiculous looking animal.
You're green and slimy"
And the frog says-
" Hey f*ck you, I've been sick."

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