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catarina*

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Member Since: 7 Dec 2012 11:55am

Last Seen: 9 Jun 2017 03:21am

Birthday: March 12

Location: Europe

Gender: F

user id: 341189

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  Hi                                                               my name's catarina madeleine daria dakota adelina isabella louisa esteban montoya de la rosa and I think it's enough information I don't want stalkers ok                                                

 

half of it is actually true 
  1. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2015 8:10am EDT
    have you ever been so in love with someone that you physically cannot take it anymore, that the mere thought of them makes you smile for hours, that their absence eats you alive?

  2. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 6:22pm EST
    looking at quotes from when i was twelve like steve why did you let this happen..

  3. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 6:15pm EST
    "i like large parties, they're so intimate"
    jokes it's not like i ever go to parties anyway

  4. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 6:14pm EST
    please don't be in love with someone else
    please don't have somebody waiting on
    you.

  5. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 6:06pm EST
    please don't be in love with someone else
    please don't have somebody waiting on
    you.

  6. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2015 5:30pm EST
    and i wonder if i ever cross your mind, for me it happens all the time
    its a quarter after one i'm all alone and i need you now..

  7. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2015 5:29pm EST
    and i wonder if i ever cross your mind, for me it happens all the time
    its a quarter after one i'm all alone and i need you now..

  8. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 5:18pm EDT
    Let's all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren't the same size as us

  9. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 4:32pm EDT
    ok now get off your bloody computer and follow your dreams because no one will drag you there

  10. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 2:17pm EST
    so last week they had a school party at my old school and all my friends wanted me to go so i did and well that doesn't matter much anyways a girl and a boy were just dancing and a friend beside me was like "hopefully they'll start dating i mean that would be blabla's first boyfriend i mean it's time, she's 13 i mean it's like quite late actually" like wth are they all bothering about i mean relationships in 8th grade only last like a few days or weeks i mean all i'm bothering about is chocolate and fred weasley's death why should they even oh gosh this generation is ruined all my hope in humanity is gone *poof*

  11. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 1:22pm EDT
    Do you have this moments when you' really wanna hug someone so thight that they suffocate and die? I do.

  12. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:49pm EDT
    Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

  13. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:26pm EDT
    what fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero

  14. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:45am EDT
    l didn't fall for you! You tripped me!!!

  15. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:51pm EDT
    i know youre probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did

  16. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:49pm EDT
    I don't understand how everyone has a witty best friend.. I mean... I have that feeling 3/4 of the Wittians I ever talked to don't like me... :(

  17. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:23pm EDT
    Tomorrow at school I will tell the truth, no matter what someone asks. Will be funny, but not for me...

  18. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 1:11pm EDT
    *last day of school*
    others: "OMG I will miss you soo much awww :(("
    me: "adios biatchos"

  19. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 1:03pm EDT
    OH MY GOD
    so today after school I was walking around with two of my friends and I wanted to go to Bershka (a clothing store).
    I started saying "BERSHKAAAA" with such a creepy voice without stopping. Then I suddenly started laughing. My laughter became ever harder when they asked me why. Well, so I texted them both why I am laughing, because I couldn't speak. I was almost choking :D
    Soo, the reason I was laughing so hard was I imagined ramming one of them a hammer into the back. Out of nothing. When I think of that I can't stop laughing. Sh/t. I'm chocking.

  20. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 2:00pm EDT
    me: who is your favourite titanic character?
    friend 1: umm I think Jack, he is so courageous!
    friend 2: yes, you're right! Rose is so selfish!! who is yours?
    me: the iceberg.
    friend 1:
    friend 2:
    whole class:
    Barney Stinson:
    Jack:
    Johnny Depp:
    Mary-Kate Olsen:
    me: what

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