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  1. a l a y n a ✌* a l a y n a ✌*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    I like cheese

  2. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Popcorn is sexaiiiiiiiiii

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 1:13pm UTC
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    OO! Piece of candy!

  4. LostGirls* LostGirls*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    Firend : I have something to tell you
    Me: what?
    Friend: I have never tryed Nuttela
    Me: .......
    Police : so you say your friend just fell out this window?
    Me: Pretty much.......

  5. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Me: *eating Chips Ahoy*
    Me: *looks at serving size*
    Me: 2 cookies my a.ss

  6. fluorescent adolescent* fluorescent adolescent*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    that one really crunchy french fry at the bottom of the bag

  7. coco3456 coco3456
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 11:36pm UTC
    I never knew I could like somebody so much. Ugh this boyyyy>>>>>

  8. katbaby katbaby
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    You do no wrong

  9. whenlovehitsyou whenlovehitsyou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    The irony of choking on a life saver**

  10. *Allysoon* *Allysoon*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Colt 45 and 2 zig zag, baby thats all we need. We can go to the park, after dark; smoke that tumble weed. As the Marijuana burns we can take turns singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.

  11. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Rolo instead of yolo

  12.  † HOPE * † HOPE *
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    I kinda want BROWNIES! :p

  13. sammilynn_143 sammilynn_143
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    My mom bought us push-pops today.
    I feel like my childhood is being relived.

  14. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    cheese is just soooo addictive
    like fjdksajfldsakfkldsha

  15. *~Andria~* *~Andria~*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    Let's express gratitude for our prosperity while ravaging a beheaded fowl carcass.

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