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a l a y n a ✌*
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November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC

I like cheese

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coco3456
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January 20, 2014 11:36pm UTC

I never knew I could like somebody so much. Ugh this boyyyy>>>>>

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*Allysoon*
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November 30, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Colt 45 and 2 zig zag, baby thats all we need. We can go to the park, after dark; smoke that tumble weed. As the Marijuana burns we can take turns singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.

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*~Andria~*
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November 28, 2013 6:56pm UTC

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

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*~Andria~*
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November 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC

Let's express gratitude for our prosperity while ravaging a beheaded fowl carcass.

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† HOPE *
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November 4, 2013 10:53pm UTC

I kinda want BROWNIES! :p

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fluorescent adolescent*
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August 31, 2013 9:54pm UTC

that one really crunchy french fry at the bottom of the bag

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whenlovehitsyou
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July 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC

The irony of choking on a life saver**

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Lifehappens
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July 8, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Rolo instead of yolo

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Alex;*
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May 22, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Me: *eating Chips Ahoy*
Me: *looks at serving size*
Me: 2 cookies my a.ss

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Gpc11
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April 20, 2013 1:13pm UTC

(ッ)____
. √⌋ ⌊⌊
OO! Piece of candy!

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3pointballer
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April 15, 2013 5:59pm UTC

cheese is just soooo addictive
like fjdksajfldsakfkldsha

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The Chosen One*
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April 6, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Popcorn is sexaiiiiiiiiii

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LostGirls*
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March 21, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Firend : I have something to tell you
Me: what?
Friend: I have never tryed Nuttela
Me: .......
Police : so you say your friend just fell out this window?
Me: Pretty much.......

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katbaby
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February 28, 2013 11:10pm UTC

You do no wrong

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sammilynn_143
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January 25, 2013 10:43pm UTC

My mom bought us push-pops today.
I feel like my childhood is being relived.

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