Best Yey Quotes This Week

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Josh: Hmm. I wonder how birds have sèx...
Me: Weeelllll
Raven: NO! SHUT UP! OR ATLEAST KEEP IT PG-13
Me: You know I don't keep things pg-13 on weekends..
Josh: Does that mean we can make our friendship rated R tonight?
Me: Yes, Josh. R for Reality check. We should obviously not be friends. Get out of my line of oxygenation.
Raven: Well that's mean.
Me: Oh. Right. Birds. (Proceeds to graphically describe bird sèx which I will not describe here. You're welcome.)
Josh: Uhm.... Well... That's.... That's too much... Even for me... Never talk to me again... Freak....
And that's how you get rid of an annoying Berk...

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 11:05pm UTC

Confession #68
I used to have a crazy insane crush on Batman

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Confession #46
The first time I went to jail
Was when I was 8
Because I like ran away
And didn't come back
And like the cops ended up finding me
So yea.
8 years old
And I was already a rebel.
#Swaq

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 6:37pm UTC

It's funny how the American society is more accepting of Ligers and Zonkeys
Than they are of gay people and immigrants.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 4:22pm UTC

I'm left with my worthless talent to make the wrong choices.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Confession #7
I don't know how to count.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:07pm UTC

Confession #40
I once walked in on my friend..
You know...
And we made eye contact
And he wouldn't stop
And I wanted to leave
But I couldn't
I was just frozen there
Looking in he eyes
Him looking back into mine
Then after about 10 minutes of hardcore rubbing
He asked me if I wanted to do it for him
I of course said no
Then he started going off
About how he can only release when thinking of me
And how much better it'd be if I actually did it for him
And how he waited his whole life for this moment
I still refused
So he asked if I could atleast get naked
Like an 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type thing
And you know
I wouldn't consider this embarrassing for me
If it wasn't for the fact
That he isn't the only friend of mine
Who does it thinking of me
Also for the fact
That he started describing vividly
What he thought I looked like naked...

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 8:36am UTC

A woman's tears are diamonds.
They're special
Never,
Ever
Waste them on a stupid boy
They are worth so much more than that.
You are worth so much more than that.
Stay strong, lovelies
Everything will be fine in the end♥

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 4:29pm UTC

When life gives you lemons
Throw them as far as possible
Because it's really Osama
And their bombs, not lemons.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Heya. How's it going?
You know who's awesome?
You.
You are awesome.
Stay awesome.
Even though that wont be hard.
Shhh.
You're my operative.
Witty is full of lots and lots of people
But a lot of people don't get the recognition they deserve.
So here's your SECRET mission:
If there's someone who doesn't have nearly as many followers as they should,
Comment their name
And try to go to at least 5 of the people
(Unless there's less then 5.)
And if you like their quotes,
Follow them.
Oh. Also if you want to have a cool spy name,
End your comment with
'(Chosen spy name), out.'
Smilebringer, out.♥

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Confession #62
I did like all of my sister's prom dress shopping
And no matter how much I complained
I always silently thanked her
Because that's probably the only reason
I have a little fashion sense
So yea
If you ever want a boys opinion on clothes
I'm more than willing to help out.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Count the shadows

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 3:40pm UTC

Don't do your best
Do someone better than you's best.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 10:18am UTC

Everytime I see someone post a long quote, and it has a lot of faves, I just silently congratulate
in my head to all of those people patient enough to read something so ungodly long.
like good for you, you go wittians who read long quotes through to the end

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 1:40am UTC

scale1
skāl/
noun
1.
each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates protecting the skin of fish and reptiles, typically overlapping one another.
1.
each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates
thin hôrny or bony plates
hôrny or bony
My mind, everyone.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 12:47pm UTC

My theory on Valentines:
Valentines are supposed to be someone you love
Someone you'd give your life for
Someone you'd happily be bonded with forever.
So if you don't have a Valentine,
Be glad
Because that means you're willing to wait for the love of your life to come
And y'know what.
I'm proud of you.
So don't worry,
They'll show up soon,
It just takes some time

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 5:40pm UTC

Hello brilliant people of the world.
Today I'd like to talk to you about scars.
Many of you have them
Many of them are from your own hand.
And lemme tell you something,
They do not make you ugly.
Now that doesn't mean you need scars to be beautiful
But you get what I'm laying down, right?
Anywho
Your scars don't define you.
If someone wont talk to you because of your scars, they are unsenative idiots.
I guess overall the point I'm trying to get across is that you aren't some freak because you hace scars
You have absolutely no reason to be ashamed of it.
You should also know that self harm is not the only option, nor is it the best.
Each scar is a story that no one listened to
And I promise that no matter how silly you think the reason is,
I will listen to it.
I guess all I ask is
Next time you even think about dragging that blade along your skin
Or running your finger tips over an open flame
Or like any other way you may harm yourself
Think of me
And think 'Hey, maybe I should talk to this guy first. Maybe talking would help.'
Stand tall, little soldier
You can win this battle xo

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killingbarbies
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:36am UTC

other girls: omg like yeah, I went to this party yesterday and made out with like two guys I think, nothing special you know...
me: I had an eyecontact with this one guy a week ago... I'm still smiling...

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 12:43pm UTC

Me : *points at person's name*
Me : You spelled bìtch wrong

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 12:25pm UTC

I'll fail on every level, simply because it goes against my nature to achieve anything.

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