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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 6:18pm UTC

About two months ago
My sister did something
I don't remember what
But I swore to get revenge.
Well,
Our relationship is weird
I'm terrifyed of her,
She's terrifyed of me,
Of course, she's forgot about it by now,
Dawn and Josh are out,
And I had about two and a half hours alone,
So I decided this was the time.
I glued her windows shut and painted them black so it was with dark
I also took the lightbulbs out of every lamp
She's been deathly afraid of puppets since Dead Silence (Mary Shaw..)
So I filled her room with evil looking clown dolls and made sure to put one next to her bed
Upon her entering her room, she shut the door
I put a chair under her door knob, so she couldn't leave,
Is it bad that I'm sitting here laughing and typing this while she's screaming her head off?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Count the shadows

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:15pm UTC

Halloween is the only holiday that I actually like and celebrate
I just love all the ghouls and goblins running around
And kids faces when they go around with bags full of candy
I also like it because it's the one day a year that I can be someone else, someone better. Someone worth life...

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Once you open your mind to reality
You'll allow room in your life
For something so much better
Than the lies you have been telling yourself.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Stressed
Is Desserts backwards
Coincidence?
I think not.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 1:22am UTC

GUIS.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
IS NATIONAL CAT DAY.
ON THAT DAY
WE SHOULD ALL CHANGE OUR PICTURE TO CATS
JUST TO SHOW STEVE HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE HIM.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 1:02am UTC

HARRY POTTER
[x] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
[] You wear glasses.
[x] You have a weird looking scar.
[x] You are brave.
[] You have green eyes.
[x] You like playing a particular sport.
Total: 4
RON WEASLEY
[] You have red hair. (I wisshhh)
[x] You are very loyal to your friends.
[] You are deathly afraid of spiders.
[x] You are sarcastic.
[/] You don’t have a lot of money.
[x] You have older siblings.
Total: 3.5
HERMIONE GRANGER
[] You are bossy.
[] You are intelligent.
[] Your hair is wavy or curly.
[] You have a cat. (Once again, I wish. x.x)
[x] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
[/] You get made fun of a lot.
[/] You can’t draw
Total: 2
RUBEUS HAGRID
[x] You are tall.
[] You are very friendly and soft hearted.
[x] You love animals.
[/] You are very helpful.
[] You give in easily.
[x] You are very loyal.
Total: 3.5
LUNA LOVEGOOD
[/] You are weird and proud of it.
[/] You don’t have loads of friends.
[] You are a bit ditzy.
[x] You are open minded.
[] You are quite spiritual.
[x] You believe in things most people wouldn't.
Total: 3
DRACO MALFOY
[x] You are manipulative.
[x] You can be very mean when you want to be.
[] You are a snob.
[] You can get jealous.
[] You have blonde hair.
[x] You enjoy pranks. As long as they don’t hurt anyone.
Total: 3
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
[] You are close to your grandparents.
[/] You are plump. (I think I am, people say I'm not x.x)
[] You are easily frightened.
[x] You get nervous easily.
[] You like frogs and toads.
[x] You are geeky.
Total: 2.5
I am: Harry Potter♥

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Confession #46
The first time I went to jail
Was when I was 8
Because I like ran away
And didn't come back
And like the cops ended up finding me
So yea.
8 years old
And I was already a rebel.
#Swaq

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Heya. How's it going?
You know who's awesome?
You.
You are awesome.
Stay awesome.
Even though that wont be hard.
Shhh.
You're my operative.
Witty is full of lots and lots of people
But a lot of people don't get the recognition they deserve.
So here's your SECRET mission:
If there's someone who doesn't have nearly as many followers as they should,
Comment their name
And try to go to at least 5 of the people
(Unless there's less then 5.)
And if you like their quotes,
Follow them.
Oh. Also if you want to have a cool spy name,
End your comment with
'(Chosen spy name), out.'
Smilebringer, out.♥

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 10:01pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW:
If you turn around in front of a mirror
With the lights off
At 5 am
Then scream 'Bloody Mary' 100 times
You'll only get to scream it 3 times
Before your mum comes in
And tells you to shut the hell up.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 6:28pm UTC

“It is not seen as insane when a fighter,
Under an attack that will inevitably lead to his death,
Chooses to take his own life first.
In fact, this act has been encouraged for centuries,
And is accepted even now as an honorable reason to do the deed.
How is it any different when you are under attack by your own mind?”
― Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:07pm UTC

Confession #40
I once walked in on my friend..
You know...
And we made eye contact
And he wouldn't stop
And I wanted to leave
But I couldn't
I was just frozen there
Looking in he eyes
Him looking back into mine
Then after about 10 minutes of hardcore rubbing
He asked me if I wanted to do it for him
I of course said no
Then he started going off
About how he can only release when thinking of me
And how much better it'd be if I actually did it for him
And how he waited his whole life for this moment
I still refused
So he asked if I could atleast get naked
Like an 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type thing
And you know
I wouldn't consider this embarrassing for me
If it wasn't for the fact
That he isn't the only friend of mine
Who does it thinking of me
Also for the fact
That he started describing vividly
What he thought I looked like naked...

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 1:18am UTC

Girl: Ew. Hipster.
Me: Ugh. You're so conventional.
Girl: What?
Me: Ask Dora to teach you some new vocab next time she goes to your bridge.
Girl: Did you just... But... Uhm... Okay... (Walks away)

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:15pm UTC

*Insert funny quote that people will love and favourite that'll make me Witty famous here*

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Confession #7
I don't know how to count.

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MollyPopLollyPop
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 7:30am UTC

No more school ever again, i've never been so elated.

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MollyPopLollyPop
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Oh hey so, it's my 16th birthday and theres no better way then to spend it on witty aha :L

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awesometurtle
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Doesn't Everyone
Just Love
Monopoly :D

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esc4pe
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 5:20pm UTC

she wants
to blast the radio and feel the bass as she drives down
an open road in her yellow Jeep. she drives down that
open road just to feel utterly complete. she wants the
windows down and her hair flowing in the wind. she lets
go of the wheel, and on her face is a plastered grin. who
needs a map when you've got the stars.
she's going crazy, she's going bizzare. ♡

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MaieMaie
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 1:19pm UTC

I wanna feel the way you make me feel when I'm with you.♥

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