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*Tori Leigh*

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January 26, 2014 2:45am UTC

Hi guys.
I'm Tori.
I'm amazing and it's impossible to not love me.
Lyric is soooo lucky he's friends with me
Because I'm the bomb, yo.
Anywho, I'm super nice and fun to talk to
I'm also beautiful, perfect and amazing
So talk to me sometime, kay?
Stay awesome, beauties
xoxoxoxoxoxo

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 11:05pm UTC

Confession #68
I used to have a crazy insane crush on Batman

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*Tori Leigh*

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January 21, 2014 10:18am UTC

Everytime I see someone post a long quote, and it has a lot of faves, I just silently congratulate
in my head to all of those people patient enough to read something so ungodly long.
like good for you, you go wittians who read long quotes through to the end

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 8:52pm UTC

Story time #2347826734
Okay so.
When I was 14 I was a complete mess.
And so I tried to roof hop
It was loads of fun
But it was raining
So the roofs were all slippery
In the end I pushed my friend as a joke
He started falling, grabbed my shirt and yelled 'If I go down, you're coming with.'
He landed ontop of me and wasn't hurt,
I broke a few ribs and my back got all messed up
Karma's a bìtch

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* Sabaism *
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January 15, 2014 1:40am UTC

scale1
skāl/
noun
1.
each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates protecting the skin of fish and reptiles, typically overlapping one another.
1.
each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates
thin hôrny or bony plates
hôrny or bony
My mind, everyone.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 8:10pm UTC

things that say a lot about a person
•their favourite character
•the lyrics they write on their hands
•the colours they wear
•which murder weapon they prefer
•how they make their tea

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 3:52pm UTC

I'm not boyish enough to be a boy
and I'm not pretty enough to be a girl
I'm just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 4:29pm UTC

When life gives you lemons
Throw them as far as possible
Because it's really Osama
And their bombs, not lemons.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Hey.
Guess what.
My lips.
Are touching air.
And so are yours.
So through the power of diffusion
They're touching each other.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 3:32pm UTC

WARNING
If you dare come near me with Peroxide
When I have a cut
It WILL turn into World War 3.

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megzzyluvzu
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC

My friend: are you a lesbian?Me: d.amn straight My friend: I thought you were lesbianMe: ....Haha puns

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Confession #62
I did like all of my sister's prom dress shopping
And no matter how much I complained
I always silently thanked her
Because that's probably the only reason
I have a little fashion sense
So yea
If you ever want a boys opinion on clothes
I'm more than willing to help out.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Confession #59
I taught myself how to do screamo 4 years ago
Story time #10?
I was 13
In 8th grade
And I was known as the 'emo faqqet'
Well, I hated school because of it
So I always skipped.
The principal told me one day that either I sing in the talent show or I'll get expelled.
I decided to show them how 'emo' I was.
Thus, I sang Tears Don't Fall
I was going to just do the singing part
But it sounded terrible without the screaming
So yea.
It took lots of practice and I lost my voice a lot in the begining
But I was so happy when I learned it
Like oml.
Let's just say everyone was too scared of me to come face to face with me and bully me.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Confession #55
I just spent two hours
Trying to dig to China
Using only a spoon
Dressed in a toga thingy
Because my friend dared me to.
I'd honestly do almost any dare
No matter how embarrassing

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 1:09pm UTC

In the end
We tell ourself there is monsters in the closet
Just to comfort our mind.
Even though we know deep down
That they're really in our head.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Exactly

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Some will win
Some will lose.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Story time #7
So today I was running home
And I fell and cut my thigh, but somehow it didn't rip my pants
So I had blood running down my leg
And some boy walks up to me.
Boy: What's wrong with you?
Me: I got my period. I don't have a tampon. God, this is so embarrassing.
Boy: But... You're... You're a boy.. Right?
Me: Yea...
Boy: But. Boys don't get periods... Do they?
Me: Actually, they do. You'll get it around Freshman year.
Boy: That means I only have another year to go.
Me: Oo. It's gonna hurt, trust me. Better get used to wearing tampons.
Boy: Okay...
Me: Here, let's go to the store. I'll buy you some so you can start to practice.
Boy: Thanks, sir. That's really nice of you.
*At the store*
Cashier: That's nice of you to buy these. Most guys would be ashamed.
Boy: I'm more worried than I am ashamed...
Cashier: Why are you worried, sonny?
Boy: I'll be getting mine next year.
Cashier: But. Aren't you a boy?
Boy: Yes sir. When did you get yours?
Cashier: I didn't get mine...
Me: You're one of those rare ones that don't get it. I am so jealous.
Cashier: Wait... Is that why I couldn't produce children..?
Me: Yes, yes it is.
Then I gave him the money and walked out.
Yep.
I bought tampons for a boy just because of yolo.
I really need a hobby.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 8:36am UTC

A woman's tears are diamonds.
They're special
Never,
Ever
Waste them on a stupid boy
They are worth so much more than that.
You are worth so much more than that.
Stay strong, lovelies
Everything will be fine in the end♥

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Josh: Hmm. I wonder how birds have sèx...
Me: Weeelllll
Raven: NO! SHUT UP! OR ATLEAST KEEP IT PG-13
Me: You know I don't keep things pg-13 on weekends..
Josh: Does that mean we can make our friendship rated R tonight?
Me: Yes, Josh. R for Reality check. We should obviously not be friends. Get out of my line of oxygenation.
Raven: Well that's mean.
Me: Oh. Right. Birds. (Proceeds to graphically describe bird sèx which I will not describe here. You're welcome.)
Josh: Uhm.... Well... That's.... That's too much... Even for me... Never talk to me again... Freak....
And that's how you get rid of an annoying Berk...

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