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  1. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:54am UTC
    * ME WHEN IM SICK TODAY*
    Me: Mommmmm i think im sick!!!!!!!!! my throat hurts really badly and theres crap in my tonsils.
    Mom:Deal with it Sweetheart!
    This legit happened two hours ago....

  2. carlie321 carlie321
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    SO
    at my school, we're all supposed to wear pink tomorrow to raise awareness about bullying.
    I noticed something walking home today.
    They're trying to promote diversity...
    by telling us all to dress the same.
    Just a thought.

  3. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    WHAT THE H3LL?!?!
    I Don't Understand
    Why i can tell random people my probelms and
    feelings
    Like you and I dont even know you
    But I cant tell my best friend
    Who begs me to tell her whats wrong.....

  4. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:35am UTC
    Just commented on someone's profil. So did 5 ppl after me. The person replied to each and every one of them except me. WTH?>.>

  5. Daisy07 Daisy07
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    OMG !!! ...ITS MONDAY !!!!! XDD

  6. HelloSmileyFace HelloSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    WTH moment...
    that moment when you do a song on Youtube with your neighbor and your parents comment on how good your neighbors voice is and doesn't tell you anything about yours..... and your lifes goal is to be on the Voice.....

  7. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Me: *Sees 'Tips for Tiny Belly' ad* OMFG! WTH!
    Ad: Click here for a tiny belly! *picture of obese cartoon lady*
    Me:
    Ad:
    Me:
    Ad:
    Me: Yeah.... no.
    ~ S Q L | f u n n y

  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Did you know that
    if you put your ear up
    to a stranger's leg
    you can hear them say:
    What the hell are you doing

  9. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    If Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple then why does the inside have corners?
    mind=blown
    *nmq

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