Wth Quotes

AshleyyMariee
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July 30, 2015 7:47pm UTC

He's so cute but he's such an a**hole.
I miss him, wth is wrong with me?

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Dudu*
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April 12, 2015 5:40am UTC

Brother: I have these senses in my eyes or some shît and so I can't get lost.
Brother: You look like those endangered species of meerkats in Libya
Brother: So if I see checkered floors, it's illuminati? *googles zebras* What about that?
Sister: Those are stripes!
Brother: Same thing..
Brother: When I say vintage rod, what do you understand?

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*💀🌷 Meg 🌷💀*
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March 14, 2015 7:33pm UTC

I'm sorry that I got older? xDD

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ShadowBlack
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November 16, 2014 9:52pm UTC

“I don’t know you that well. But we meet every now and then. I want to see more of you. I want to know more of you. To get even creepier, I want to smell you and touch you. But don’t touch me, I’ll die. To get more romantic, I want to know what makes you weep, so I know when me and you should be back to back ready to take on what scares you. I want to know what turns you on so I can do all in my power to keep on a lustful high. I want you to get to know me, so you can validate my existence.”

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_Jannette
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July 7, 2014 11:53pm UTC

If you call someone else hot and I have a crush on you, I will literally fall apart.

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imgone♡♡♡♡*

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April 30, 2014 12:10pm UTC

Omg Wth-___________________-

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*Yours Truly*
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March 21, 2014 2:32am UTC

I hate the Twitter step-by-step beginner thing.
Maybe I didn't want to follow 5 people, Twitter. But thanks anyway.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC

People who hate Pokemon
have a serious mental problem.

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
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January 12, 2014 6:47pm UTC

There comes a moment in everyones life that they stop and say WTH??

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CookieMonster09*
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December 25, 2013 6:14pm UTC

how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when i do it they scream and call the cops? fkin kids

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Sportsgirl9
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December 22, 2013 10:27am UTC

*week before christmas* a foot of snow
*3 days before christmas* rain, and no snow:(

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StillDreamingOn
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December 12, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Ever tell a lie about a ceraitn event so much that when you try to think of what actually happened, all you can remember is that lie?

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dunner*
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December 10, 2013 4:13am UTC

Me: *licks lips unknowingly*
Friend: ARE YOU TRYING TO BE SEXY?!?!

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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December 1, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I hate it when I get really angry and I start crying

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Cheshire Kitten*
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November 30, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Head first......why?

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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November 25, 2013 8:51am UTC

Uh...yes i fave my own quotes....got a problem with that??

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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November 14, 2013 11:20pm UTC

How do u say ".................................................." in real life??

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*Yours Truly*
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October 23, 2013 11:25pm UTC

I was going to a site and typed in "K"
then hit enter under the impression google would remember the site. Instead it brings up Special K...
I think I just got called fat by google.

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motz_ztom*
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October 23, 2013 4:44am UTC

It really peeves me off when people repeat stuff.
I just want to knock them out, bury them alive and leave them for a few hours, before digging them back out, throwing them into a sea of hungry sharks and then walking off.
#SoCute

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CookieMonster09*
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October 20, 2013 5:18pm UTC

people when they first watched Wrecking Ball: omg this is so weird, wtf wth omg, she's changed
after a few days: hey, stop being mean, its just a song jeez, shes just being creative
now: omg i love her so much she's so smart omg, shes the best in the world.

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