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  1. LifeHunter LifeHunter
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    A wise man once said you can have anything in life, if you sacrifice everything else for it. What he meant is, nothing comes without a price. So before you go into battle you better decide how much you're willing to lose.

  2. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    "Entering in a confectionary to ask for dietetic cookies is like entering a strip club asking for huggies"
    ~Anonymous~

  3. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    "Woman is the unexplained creature that will figure out even the smallest lie, but will believe that commercial about losing 5 kilos every month."
    ~Anonymous~

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    "YOU MISS 100% OF THE
    SHOTS YOU DON'T
    TAKE -Wayne Gretzky"
    -MICHAEL SCOTT

  5. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Unfortunately for us, we live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
    -words of wisdom from my very lovely friend

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    When I offer you a mint,
    its not because I want you to have it,
    it's because your breathe stinks.
    So don't tell me that you don't want it,
    you need it motherfu/cker.

  7. XworryingmidnightX* XworryingmidnightX*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    "He covered page after page with wild words of sorrow and wilder words of pain. There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has the right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution."
    ~Oscar Wilde

  8. youwontunderstandxo youwontunderstandxo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    You Live
    ONCE
    So Think
    TWICE

  9. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Everyone freaks out
    over stolen jokes...
    but imagine how annoyed the guy who made up the
    "why did the chicken cross the road?"
    joke must be

:)

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