Best Woohoo Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Alcoholism: You have a higher chance of becoming an alcoholic if it runs in your family. If it's on both sides you have an even higher chance. Plus, if you have some form of depression your risk factor goes up.
Drug addiction: You have a higher chance of experimenting with drugs if you suffer from anxiety or depression. Also if there is a lack of family involvement.
Me: Well, f.ck

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 1:09pm UTC

In the end
We tell ourself there is monsters in the closet
Just to comfort our mind.
Even though we know deep down
That they're really in our head.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 2:29pm UTC

Summer expectation: Get thin, get a boyfriend, gain the ability to do a pushup, tan, swim, go over to friends houses, PARTAYYYYY, eat like I'm not going to gain weight, meet a unicorn
Summer reality: Food

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:32pm UTC

Sorry Steve,
The Stanley Cup belongs in Chicago

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
July 5, 2014 3:32am UTC

I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOOOOVVEEE THE WHOLE PICTURE QUOTE THINGY!!! :DDD It's soooo awesome!!!! Thank you, Steve!!! We all love you sooo much!!!!
(Yes I'm aware of how many exclamation points I used hahaha)

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 1:00am UTC

When I was in kindergarden I used to talk to my hand.
I named it Gabby, Gabby used to insult people
and play checkers against me.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC

How to play Sims:
1. Make yourself
2. Make your crush
3. Woohoo

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
December 30, 2014 3:24pm UTC

Oopsie I missed my one year on Witty.
I had planned to write a long post but I guess this will have to do.
Thankful for all of the people I have met whether we are still friends or
have moved away from each other.
I would like to especially say I love you to Lyric who has stuck around with
me for a year, and has become one of my closest friends, Joshua, who I havent heard from in many months
but who has positively impacted my life and has made me smile countless times. Also I big shout out to
Patrick and Russell for becoming like older brothers to me, checking up on me
and always being right at my side when I needed them. Lastly, Ave and May you are two
incredible girls of whom I have come to adore very much, thank you for being great friends.
I want you all to know, even if we arent friends, that you are extraordinary and perfect
no matter what your interests are, your music taste, how you look, and your personality
every single one of you on this website is special and im so blessed to be in your presence
Thank you Steve for making this website that has given me a place to express myself
back when I was young, and again now that I am a teenager.
Happy one year wittaversary to me!!!

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 8:59pm UTC

*Obsessively listens to All Of Me by John Legend whilst eating whatever food I can find*

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 9:38pm UTC

wow i almost forgot that I already took a shower today one less thing to overthink/worry/panic about woohoo.

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Herown
posted a quote
May 7, 2015 9:55pm UTC

This is only the beginning, But the ending comes quick. So buckle up, Get strapped in, This is the final ride And it's the wildest.

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TheJokerHasArrived
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 7:37pm UTC

"You should've come with us!"
Well then.
You should of invited me to come you filthy Muggle.

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charlieisnotaunicorn
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 12:44am UTC

all lives end,
all hearts are broken.
caring is not an advantage.

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Jade💕*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Christmas feeling! :D

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 10:38am UTC

Sum
Sum
Sum
SUMMER

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Mandypandy
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:25pm UTC

Nanananananananana BATMAN!!!!!!! :P

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
September 12, 2014 4:34pm UTC

126 more days until I'm 18! :D

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
April 20, 2014 1:05pm UTC

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYBODY!

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daniigee
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:35pm UTC

For my brother's birthday, I'm getting him a 5 pound gummy bear. Yeah, that's right. 5 pounds, equivalent of 1,400 regular gummy bears, 6,120 calories. I'm the best sister ever, I know.
I'm not even kidding though...

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heythereeveryone
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 7:35pm UTC

Happy New Year 2014

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