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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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April 4, 2014 7:19pm UTC

Most guys' mothers give out to their sons for watching pørn... And then there's my mum. "Zach, why is your Youtube history full of piano/string instrument covers of Fall Out Boy songs?"

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 3:20pm UTC

so today at my lunch table, some kids were doing drugs
and I just kind of sat there awkwardly because I've honestly
never been around anyone doing drugs because I'm a
socially awkward white girl and yeah .-.

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Mandypandy
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February 8, 2014 7:19pm UTC

When your washer has rabies... <<<

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 4:45pm UTC

did you ever sit in class and have the sudden urge to get up and scream that you don't care before flipping a desk and exiting?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 11:39am UTC

I want to be cremated when I die.
Me: *dies at 4:20*
Doctor: Called it: 4:20 PM, blaze it

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Bad Things About Being Friendless
- you want to get out of the house? and go where? *snort* thought so
- you brought home a C? what caused this? you don't have any friends to distract you. whoops, there goes your computer
- you don't go out so that can't be a punishment, whoops, there goes your computer
- everyone assumes you're weird (even if you are)
- you were absent or weren't paying attention in class? well, who are you going to ask for the homework?
- awkward lunch
- awkward 'choose a partner' situation
- awkward 'get forced into a group and people complain about your presence right in front of you' situation
- who ya gonna call? ghostbusters obviously because you have nobody.
- watching somebody stutter as they try and remember your name
- having to deal with the person passing out the completed papers saying 'who's this?' when your paper appears in the pile

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 8:34pm UTC

confession #6
a while back, my ex boyfriend
sent me this big envelope.
I was slightly annoyed, because we broke up
eight months prior but he kept sending stupid
insulting messages over skype, instagram, email,
when I opened the envelope,
all that I found was layer after layer
of bubble wrap.
it was a hell of a lot of bubble wrap, okay?
after looking through it, I found a little
scrap of paper that had
"your a wh/re"
written on it.
So I mailed back the envelope with my own little
piece of paper saying;
"yo, thanks for all the bubble wrap"

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Im sitting in school with fair_love ( *kittensareepic* )aka Nkki in the school library and she bit my hand. We also found out that witty only works on the school iPads . Im also playing minecraft. MULITTASK BI-OTCH

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 3:10pm UTC

*looking through top quotes*oh hey thats my quotecoolwhat page am i even on*scrolls up*pg 19oh

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 8:45am UTC

Breakdown of the song royals:
So the lyrics are
"gold teeth , gray goose, trippin in the bathroom"
which literaltly means
"gold teeth, v.odka, getting high in the bathroom"
"bloodstains, ball gowns, trashing the hotel room"
which translates to
"loosing virginity, ball gowns, trashing the hotel room"
I shall go no further .

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Hanny*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

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KassieKiss
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 2:19pm UTC

I FALL TO EASY...
WHY DO COWBOYS GOTTA BE SO CUTE...

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Ouch.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC

My sister and I were listening to music, and during one song, my sister said,
"Oh my god, Lori! This person sounds exactly like you!". And, you know, any other day I would've taken that as a compliment, but there is one tiny problem with me 'sounding like them'. The singer was a guy.

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brillt27
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August 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC

me: how much is this poster of the incredibly sexy woman?
salesman: that's a mirror, miss.

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SweetieXoX27
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Walk late into my class like 'wuddup, I gotta a slow clock."

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Teacher: And remember guys...
Teacher: Drugs over hugs...
Teacher: Wait.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:29pm UTC

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy knows everything Grim(talking to a computer): If you know everything, what's the meaning of life?
Computer: Life has no meaning. Only machine intelligence is important on a cosmic scale.
whoa.

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usernameconcealed
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Maybe I'm wrong.

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IgotSwag11
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 9:31pm UTC

My brother just said my house smells like rotten pee
What does that even mean....

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