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Weirdness Quotes

  1. †Broken†* †Broken†*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2014 11:27pm UTC
    Don't be the captured one
    Be the hero of the captured one

  2. †Broken†* †Broken†*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2014 11:06pm UTC
    say you say SlenderMan And Jeff The Killer in the same place...
    .... Would you A.Run for your life B. Throw rocks or C. Stand there..
    s

  3. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    . . . We're all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love . . .

  4. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    I had a dream last night that I was famous, and I was doing an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, and a girl named Brianna Stars was with her, and she just happened to be Bryan Stars' twin sister.

  5. willersmit* willersmit*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    Normal People: Eat 3 meals and a snack
    Me: Cooks, eats while cooking, cooks while eating the food I cooked, and snack at 11 pm

  6. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    "Don't judge"
    I say as I drink milk with a spoon.
    "Cause like yolo, man."

  7. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 8:01am UTC
    Weird is just
    a side affect of being
    AWESOME!

  8. sparkleyunicorns7 sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 9:21am UTC
    Teacher: Kia youre in charge of coordinating what the class will be wearing on the feild trip.
    Friend: We should wear capes.
    Friend: But I have so many... which one should I choose...
    Friend: Im thinking my black one because it has a collar...
    Friend: But my red one has a bow...
    Me: ....
    Friend: I'm kind of a cape enthusiast...

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    My ex said that he would hunt me down in 20 years from now,kill my husband,kidnap my kids, and force me to marry him...

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I live under your bed, several miles from your closet

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Anyone else ever done the 'Cupid Shuffle' on bubble wrap?

  12. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    You're baby is kicking you say? Wow, discipline your child
    jeez.

  13. crazyliss crazyliss
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    people : your weird
    my responce :your normal :) ( walks away turns round smiles and waves turns back round , carrys on walking )

  14. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    We are all a little weird and life is a little weird,
    And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
    We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
    - Dr. Seuss

  15. jasmine77jj jasmine77jj
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 4:49am UTC
    Weirdness
    "We are all a little weird and life's a
    little weird, and when we find
    someone whose weirdness is
    compatible with ours, we join up
    with them and fall in mutual
    weirdness and call it love."
    -Dr Seuss

  16. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Me: Wahoo! someone favorited my quote!
    Other people: WTF!? Only 268 people favorited this!?

  17. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    that moment when your friends make it really obvious that you like your crush

  18. ashleylove123 ashleylove123
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:23am UTC
    [x] [x] [x] w h e n I a c t ♥
    Like a freak,
    (( Y O U S T I L L L O V E M E A N D A C C E P T ))
    my wierdness.
    I think thats great

  19. lapislazuli123 lapislazuli123
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    'We're all a little weird & life's a little
    weird & when we find someone whose
    weirdness is compatible with ours, we
    join up with them in mutual weirdness &
    call it love.'- Dr Suess

  20. Kyliee Kyliee
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    When you look back at how innocent you were as a kid,
    You wish you weren't a pervert.

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