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  1. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    Here's a tip for losing weight
    turn your head left, then turn right. Repeat every time you are offered cake.

  2. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    What the mcdonalds arches should look like:
    Weight
    W
    I'm gainin' it.©

  3. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    *Does five crunches*
    *Checks for abs*
    haha anybody else do this?

  4. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 10:08am UTC
    Has anyone got any tips on how to lose loads of weight?

  5. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    I don't trust any girl
    that still looks pretty after a workout

  6. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    Get fit!
    15 push-ups, 20 sit-ups, 30 squats,
    20 lunges, 100 jumping jacks,and a 60 second wall sit.
    (( Repeat three times ))
    Favorite this and do it everyday ♥

  7. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    i bought a set of Insanity Workout DVDs but i havent lost a pound which is bullsh1t because i've been sat here for two weeks watching them

  8. BlueEyedNobody BlueEyedNobody
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 10:41am UTC
    They once asked me
    how come I've lost so much weight.
    " Everytime you bullied me I ran as long as I wanted to kill myself." ,I said

  9. brickbyboringbeth* brickbyboringbeth*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    You should NEVER measure success with a measuring tape.

  10. Seaglass Seaglass
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    "Perhaps we dont like what we see: our hips, our loss of hair, our shoe size, our dimples, our knuckles too big, our eating habits, our disposition. We have disclosed these things in secret, likes and dislikes, behind doors with locks, our lonely rooms, our messy desks, our empty hearts, our sudden bursts of energy, our sudden bouts of depression. Don’t worry. Put away your mirrors and your beauty magazines and your books on tape. There is someone right here who knows you more than you do, who is making room on the couch, who is fixing a meal, who is putting on your favorite record, who is listening intently to what you have to say, who is standing there with you, face to face, hand to hand, eye to eye, mouth to mouth. There is no space left uncovered.
    This is where you belong."

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    ***Before anyone reads this I just want to
    say that I don't think anyone that doesn't
    want to lose weight, should lose weight.
    All that matters is if you're happy with
    yourself, and if you're not and you want
    to change it and you're ready to, then
    it's your choice- just do it healthy,
    because if you treat your body like
    s.hit, you'll regret it in the long run.***
    Awhile back there was a quote
    giving tips on weight-loss, and I
    was overall shocked at how many
    bad tips there were, and how many
    people were interested in using them
    to lose a few pounds. So, let me correct
    a few errors:
    First off, I just want to say only try to
    lose weight if it's for you. Don't do it to
    please someone else, it'll just make you
    hate every second of it; which could back-fire.
    Also, it is hard work, you're not going to get
    instant gratification, which will make you
    hate it even more if it isn't for yourself.
    Secondly, the quote suggested to only eat
    a little over 1,000 calories a day to lose 4lbs
    (in a week, I believe they said.) That is not
    only a bad idea, but also not true. Most
    weightloss "coaches" will refuse to
    suggest a lower calorie in-take than 1,200,
    and even then you'll approximately lose
    2lbs every 2 weeks. However, that doesn't
    mean you will lose anything. Having a dramatic
    decrease in calories can make your body
    go into starvation mode, which can result
    in gaining weight in the long run. So, if you
    choose to stick with 1,200 calories (which
    again is the MINIMUM typically suggested),
    be sure to give yourself a cheat-day once a
    week or once every other week. If you do
    give yourself a cheat-day, it is best to do it
    at the beginning of the week, so you have
    the rest of the week to to shrink back
    down before you weigh-in.
    Third, they said you should not work-out
    if you only eat -however many calories they
    suggested.- That is wrong. You can work-out,
    walk, play sports, whatever- as long as you
    eat back the calories you burn, or most of them.
    There's websites and apps that can give you
    a rough estimation, or if you don't mind paying
    the money and want a more accurate way to
    tell, you can always get a heart rate monitor watch.
    There's people who live pretty active lives and
    still want to lose some weight, and they shouldn't
    be excpected to give that up.
    Fourth, I'm not sure if this was on the quote or
    not, but it's always (falsely) recommended that you
    do not eat sweets, such as chocolate. This is also
    wrong. If you want a candy bar, you better get your
    sweet a.ss a candy bar because the more you put
    off eating something you're craving, thinking "no,
    I can't, I'm trying to lose weight", the more likely
    you'll end up binging on it later- resulting in more
    weight gain that if you would have just gotten your
    freak on with that snickers.
    Fifth, again not on the quote I don't believe but
    don't live your life by the ridiculous saying;
    "a moment on the lips, forever on the hips."
    You might not want to spend all your calories
    everyday on nothing but chips or icecream,
    but you're allowed to treat yourself. Either
    save you some calories to be able to splurge
    on something delicious, or save it for a cheat-day.
    & ultimately, what can be put-on can be worked-off.
    If you eat all your calories, and you want a soda
    or icecream, work for it (or just have it because
    one day of going over will not f.uck you for the rest
    of the week.)
    Okay, I'm realizing this is turning into my own
    tips, which I didn't really want to do, so I'm
    going to stop. But I'm just going to add as a
    general rule, you should only weigh yourself
    once a week (every sunday is good) or longer
    (because everyday can be a very bad idea),
    and in the morning (after you go to the bathroom
    but before you eat.) Also, it is best if you stop
    eating at a certain time so when you wake up
    and weigh yourself, the food you last ate will be
    digested enough to not make you seem heavier
    than you really are- I don't do this personally
    because I'm really inconsistent with when I
    sleep, but my sister stops eating at 7 (she also
    followed/follows the tips above, and it took a while,
    but she lost 90lbs.)

  12. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Why exercise?
    because 30-60 minutes of
    being uncomfortable
    is b e t t e r than being
    uncomfortable your
    entire life.

  13. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 10:21am UTC
    I've found a brilliant idea! I'm going to go on the water diet :) I can't wait yeeey :p x

  14. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    So I want to lose some weight, actually a lot of weight but I want to start small with a goal of maybe 20 pounds, I was wondering if anyone had any advice on how to go about doing this, other then the obvious, working out (I have a gym membership which I try and go to 4 times a week) and eating lots of fruits and veggies. I mostly want to work on my thighs and love handles, if you know any techniques for this alone that would be great!
    Thanks! <3

  15. ovo ovo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:16am UTC
    hi witty!
    with summer coming up, I've gotten really self-conscious about my body. i've started dieting and exercising more. I've lost eleven pounds :)
    today I was looking in the mirror for my weekly examination, hahaha.
    I expected to see the flab I always see.
    but it wasn't there!
    I weighed myself, to find out I'm only 3 pounds away from my goal!
    I did it witty. I can finally love myself.

  16. iLoveTheArts iLoveTheArts
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    when a girl says she's fat
    don't say 'no you're not! you're really beautiful'
    you're just reinforcing the fact that society believes she has to be skinny to be beautiful.
    instead say something like 'you may be, but it doesn't matter because you are still beautiful. ROCK THOSE ROLLS QUEEN GURL!!"
    let's make fat an accepted thing instead.
    and please just shut up about curves.

  17. MyJourney MyJourney
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 8:46pm UTC
    150 pounds
    scares the héll out of me.

  18. LemonRoses LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Me: I'm going to lose weight!
    Food: Oh no you won't!
    NMQ

  19. akatsukiiprincess* akatsukiiprincess*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 12:59am UTC
    Stay Motivated ! ❤
    .*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

  20. ThinnerForSummer ThinnerForSummer
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:14am UTC
    Did you know, that smelling Bananas or Apples can actually help you lose weight?
    Weird right?

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