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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2022 2:54am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2022 2:53am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2019 8:13am UTC
    you keep blowing smoke
    till you fade to a silhouette

  4. anonymous_81 anonymous_81
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2018 1:34am UTC
    Cold sweats are the worst.

  5. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 4:36pm UTC
    lightning strikes everytime she moves

  6. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2016 11:29pm UTC
    Get your head right just believe
    It can't rain forever

  7. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2016 11:27pm UTC
    My love, my sweetheart
    We're on to better weather

  8. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2016 1:44pm UTC
    I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
    Enough to make my systems hurt
    Welcome to the rain age, to the rain age
    Welcome to the rain age, to the rain age
    Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm arthritic, arthritic
    Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm in so much pain now, in so much pain now

  9. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2015 8:39am UTC
    There is a storm inside, but nobody bothered to turn on the weather channel.

  10. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 1:58pm UTC
    April showers bring May flowersWell frickin' April snow kills all the May flowers

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2015 8:31am UTC
    It's a really nice and sunny day today:)

  12. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    Stupid bipolar weather

  13. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 8:49pm UTC
    she was bred in the summer, during the solstice; the longest day, the hottest day. she entered the world sunburnt, with a peeling nose and flaking scalp.
    and she had never once felt the cold, burning was the default and scolding was the peak. thermometers always broke; glass in her mouth, spirits on her tongue. sometimes it hurt, and always it was exhausting.
    even in the snow, stripped bare, her skin was flushed - red as an english rose, freckled and bright - she shone with perspiration; sweat trailing into the dip of her mouth, the taste bitter like acidic rain. the surface of her cheek streaked with evaporated tears.
    When she cries, the room becomes oppressive - her very own amazonia, right in the heart of manáos - and I am left, stuck on the bed as i wait for the the rain to stop choking me with its humidity. She apologises so much, always with such sincerity, it leaves my throat sealed and my mouth parched like uluru during mai wiyaringkupai.
    she laughs though, often and always, and these days are best. the room becomes clear, bright with a pleasant heat - a picture perfect postcard. i love her laugh, it is brash and unapologetic and it makes me feel the sun; this is gravely important, as i have never felt the heart of summer, just as she has never felt the cold embrace of winter.
    i hold her hand, and it is so hot in comparison to my own, i swear i see steam emerge from the spaces between our fingers. She smiles wide and her lip cracks down the middle, as dry as paranal. i want to kiss her. i really do.
    i bet she tastes like the solstice; the longest day, the hottest day.

  14. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    he was cold and it sometimes hurt to touch him, he made my skin itch with the tell-tale signs of frostbite setting in and sometimes i would cringe. i never shied away though, because the pain was worth the touch, the blessing.
    permanently, he was tainted blue, like lake fryxell or the Odessa sky in spring.
    bundled in blankets and burning his hand with the iron, he shivered.
    i loved his cheeks, they had a sign of life - they were red, blood vessels rushing to the surface - a kiss from jack frost. i was jealous.
    i made him angry once and it was beautiful. snow fell from the ceiling, a blizzard in the bedroom, defying logic and reason. it did not stop for hours - it did not melt - and when his mother died; he cried, and the room cried with him - lightening and thunder; the dark roar that makes children scream and hide beneath their beds. this, too, lasted for many hours. the snow melted, and my carpet was soaked with the smell of petrichor. he apologised and i did not understand why, because i've always loved the rain - the sound, the smell, the touch, the taste.
    i bet he tasted like rain.

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 11:36am UTC
    It is sooo hot today!!!

  16. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 11:42am UTC
    It's so f*cking hot, I'm boiling right now, I think I should take a trip to the north pole!

  17. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 10:56am UTC
    I dont like hot weather as much because then I cant sleep at night cos its too bloody hot!

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 11:40am UTC
    It is so bloody hot today!

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 8:06am UTC
    The weather is so nice and hot today<3

  20. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    People are getting super excited because it's "finally spring" for them and I'm just here chillin with the snowman I built yesterday out of snow in my back yard dreaming of the day that it will actually be warm enough for me to not have to wear a jacket to step outside..

:)

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