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Best Weather Quotes This Month

  1. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Me: Ughhh finals are coming up soon.
    Everyone: Finals?
    Everyone: Are you in summer school?
    Everyone: School ended 3 weeks ago.
    Me: No, my school is just scared of weather changes so we end school at the end of June.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reasonisn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

  4. Destiny* Destiny*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 11:54am UTC
    *watching the weather channel*
    Weather Man: Next we'll be tracking Nemo.
    Me: OMG, Mom, Nemo is on the weather channel!!!
    Mom: That's the name of the storm, you idiot.

  5. GodsGurllyyGurl GodsGurllyyGurl
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    fool me once shame on you
    fool me twice shame on me
    fool me 783,977,465 times
    and you're a weather man

  6. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    he was cold and it sometimes hurt to touch him, he made my skin itch with the tell-tale signs of frostbite setting in and sometimes i would cringe. i never shied away though, because the pain was worth the touch, the blessing.
    permanently, he was tainted blue, like lake fryxell or the Odessa sky in spring.
    bundled in blankets and burning his hand with the iron, he shivered.
    i loved his cheeks, they had a sign of life - they were red, blood vessels rushing to the surface - a kiss from jack frost. i was jealous.
    i made him angry once and it was beautiful. snow fell from the ceiling, a blizzard in the bedroom, defying logic and reason. it did not stop for hours - it did not melt - and when his mother died; he cried, and the room cried with him - lightening and thunder; the dark roar that makes children scream and hide beneath their beds. this, too, lasted for many hours. the snow melted, and my carpet was soaked with the smell of petrichor. he apologised and i did not understand why, because i've always loved the rain - the sound, the smell, the touch, the taste.
    i bet he tasted like rain.

  7.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Emotions change just like
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| the weather

  8. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody
    isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not
    like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and
    others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is
    really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not..
    Ohmygod,life is so confusing.

  9. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 8:11am UTC
    every season is hoodie season

  10. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:43am UTC
    I can't go to school cuz the roads are so bad... we slid 20 feet with 4 wheel drive... with the brakes on... we almost blew a stop sign... guess I'm gonna have to stay home all day... on Witty... too bad...

  11. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold outside

  12. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 8:49pm UTC
    she was bred in the summer, during the solstice; the longest day, the hottest day. she entered the world sunburnt, with a peeling nose and flaking scalp.
    and she had never once felt the cold, burning was the default and scolding was the peak. thermometers always broke; glass in her mouth, spirits on her tongue. sometimes it hurt, and always it was exhausting.
    even in the snow, stripped bare, her skin was flushed - red as an english rose, freckled and bright - she shone with perspiration; sweat trailing into the dip of her mouth, the taste bitter like acidic rain. the surface of her cheek streaked with evaporated tears.
    When she cries, the room becomes oppressive - her very own amazonia, right in the heart of manáos - and I am left, stuck on the bed as i wait for the the rain to stop choking me with its humidity. She apologises so much, always with such sincerity, it leaves my throat sealed and my mouth parched like uluru during mai wiyaringkupai.
    she laughs though, often and always, and these days are best. the room becomes clear, bright with a pleasant heat - a picture perfect postcard. i love her laugh, it is brash and unapologetic and it makes me feel the sun; this is gravely important, as i have never felt the heart of summer, just as she has never felt the cold embrace of winter.
    i hold her hand, and it is so hot in comparison to my own, i swear i see steam emerge from the spaces between our fingers. She smiles wide and her lip cracks down the middle, as dry as paranal. i want to kiss her. i really do.
    i bet she tastes like the solstice; the longest day, the hottest day.

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Feelings change just like
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| the weather

  14. my_secrets94 my_secrets94
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 10:26am UTC
    only a select few will understand.
    north. country. weather. -_-

  15. thetrendsetterryan thetrendsetterryan
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    I'm ready for the hoodie weather.

  16. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    Today's forecast;
    severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day,
    scattered sarcasm showers,
    and
    a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...

  17. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:26am UTC
    My Friend: How about we go outside tomorrow if the weather is ok?
    Me: Sure, haha ha
    Next day
    Me: *looks out the window hoping that it rains*

  18. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 1:05am UTC
    When anyone asks me about my
    anxiety, I always compare it
    to the weather. It's like going
    for a walk when it starts to rain.
    And realising you don't have an
    umbrella. Everyone else seems to
    own an umbrella. And they all
    ask "Why do you always get rained
    on?" "Why don't you just buy an
    umbrella?" Except you can't just
    ' buy an umbrella ' And it seems
    to get worse and worse and worse.
    When you suffer from anxiety, you
    worry about things that aren't
    really a ' problem ' at all.
    Maybe if you say something
    really stupid. What would cause
    mild embarassment for some people,
    could cause a full scale mental
    blowout in someone who is anxious
    alot. To offload my own anxiety, I
    try to tell people about how I feel
    when it starts to get really bad.
    At first people are really
    supportive by saying things like
    "Of course we still love you!"
    "You always have our support!"
    "We are always here for you!"
    But after the 4th or 5th time,
    however..
    "That's just how the world works"
    "Get over it"
    "This is getting annoying now"
    As a result, I get so scared my
    anxieties will be fufilled I stop
    saying anything at all..Which only
    takes me back to square one again.
    Please understand that majority
    of people who suffer from anxiety
    have very little self control to
    stop it, and you probably won't be
    able to stop them from it either.
    Consistant reasurrance and patience,
    however, usually does a pretty
    Good Job.

  19. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    This morning it was pouring rain and winds so strong that many people lost power. Now it's snowing outside. New England weather has never made so much sense.

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    as long as i don't have to shovel it,
    i LOVE snow.

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