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  1. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at a lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12 (I wish I could cross this out more than once)
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Suffered any form of abuse
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo (SOO CLOSEEE)
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  2. justalilpoptart justalilpoptart
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 9:05pm UTC
    I am the laziest person in the world yet I am so incapable of sitting still that it physically pains me
    Wat.

  3. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    i want to feel the weight of your entire skull against the soft flesh of my stomach
    and i want to kiss every crevice of your body twice over
    and i want to catalogue the change in your eyes when you're happy, or sad, or angry
    and your smile, oh god, you smile. there are so many of them, blinding like the sun or a small quiver of the lip - i want them all
    i've built a house in my mind just for you,
    an entire world that consists of utterly nothing but you
    all sixteen hundred shades of your hair in the sunlight
    every single one of your callouses
    and each individual freckle
    everything is there,
    from the scar on your elbow to the dent in your nose
    it's there

  4. icanttakeitanylonger icanttakeitanylonger
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    If i punch myself and it hurts, am i too weak or too strong?

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 2:32pm UTC
    summer lüst
    ON A SUMMER DUSK
    she told ‘em girls , can’t surf with us
    surf with us, can’t surf with us

  6. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    The only difference between 'fit' and 'fat'
    is there's an 'I' in fit.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  7. alligatorsky alligatorsky
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 8:40am UTC
    how a relationship works:
    one falls more in love each day
    while the other
    falls out of love each day

  8. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 1:02pm UTC
    two years cut free
    MAYBE RECOVERY IS POSSIBLE

  9. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 11:45am UTC
    I can't help but feel like
    everything is slightly crooked

  10. tacowoman tacowoman
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    ok, so im reading harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban early in the morning, and its storming and i get to the part where Sirius gets into Hogwarts just as thunder flashes outside and i scream because i thought Sirius was in my room and coming to murder me like wat.

  11. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    My current
    emotional state
    is
    what?

  12. mistymountains mistymountains
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 1:12am UTC
    WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE TO POST THEIR QUOTES IN CAPITALS? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHATS WRONG WITH yOU GUYS does this seem to be TOO SMALL FOR YOU?

  13. mistymountains mistymountains
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    ME:SO IS THIS HOW YOU POST IN DIFFERENT COLOURS???
    XYZ:...........
    ME:PLEASE TELL ME IM PRETTY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
    XYZ:...........
    ME:PLEASE DONT MAKE FUN OF ME :'(
    XYZ:I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING....
    ME:DONT SAY THAT RIGHT NOW I KNOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

  14. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

  15. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    I loved it when we were out late last night, and your nose turned red from the cold.
    If it were up to me, I would never leave, to have no time for goodbyes.
    Instead, I watched the wind sweep your hair over your eyes.
    those delicate eyes.

  16. CatZotic CatZotic
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    I have no idea how to use this website.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    *when I was a kid*
    me: *buys 5 things for like $5.*
    *now*
    me: wait, I just bought one item?
    me: then what happened to all my money?
    me: I don't understand??

  18. GreenUmbrella GreenUmbrella
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: Menna
    Age: 14
    Love Life:
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
    Do you like someone?: jesus yes
    Does anyone like you?: probably not
    Hugged anyone in the past week?: yeah
    Friendships
    Who are your best friends?: rachel jodie owen lucas tom
    Where did you meet them? school
    Did you lose any friends this year?: no
    Gain any?: yeah, owen lucas and tom
    Meet a special friend? i guess so idk
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? yeah
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? yeah we went outside and watched the fireworks
    Who did you spend it with? jodie and rachel
    Any resolutions? yeah but they're not important
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine? no
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: no
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: no
    Summer
    Did you go on holiday?: no
    Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: yeah
    How long was your summer break?: six weeks
    Did you get a tan?: only a little bit lol milkbottle white forever
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: yeah
    Halloween
    Did you go trick or treating?: no
    If so, who did you go with?: no
    Did you dress up?: yeah i totally wasn't a crayon nope
    Was it fun?: yeah
    Christmas
    Who did you spend it with?: family.
    Did Santa come to your house?: yes
    Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? yeah
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?: friends
    What did you do?: town and sleepover ye
    What did you get?: records cds posters cd player books money etc
    Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
    Hugged someone: yes
    Electricuted yourself: no
    Climbed more than 60 feet: yeah
    Made a Youtube video: yeah
    Lied to a loved one: yeah
    Had a pet: no
    Ran a marathon: no
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: yeah
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: piano flute guitar uke and other bits and pieces
    2. Do you play any sports?: pfft no what do you take me for
    3. Do you believe in 2012? if you are referring to the existence of the calendar year 2012 then yes
    4. Do you like animals? not particularly
    5. Do you honestly like Obama?: he seems alright, i'm not from america though so i don't really know
    4 If’s
    1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? no idk
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: yes does that make me a bad person ah
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? depends on the situation
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? coke
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: mid-late twenties
    2. How many siblings do you have?: 1
    3. How did your last Christmas go? it was alright
    2 When’s
    1. When is your birthday?: march 12th
    2. When was your last relationship? 29th june - 7th september 2013
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? i would kiss him right back on his god damned face

  19. insecureteen insecureteen
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Are you a chicken Farmer?
    Cause you sure know how to raise a Cockadoodledoo(; xD
    -Terrible Pickup Lines-

  20. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    Wat

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