Best Wallet Quotes Today

happiest*
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November 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that sh-t is horrifying and traumatic

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Hale_Storm18
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April 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC

It's not about your name. It's not about your wallet size.
It's not about your jean size. It's not about your
GPA. It's none of that; forget those things.
Find happiness. Find purpose.
Just live.

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The Ukrainian Chick*
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August 30, 2013 4:23am UTC

man i just want to unzip niall's pants
and grab hold of his big, huge, thick
wallet and pay for new clothes

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
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March 27, 2013 7:43pm UTC

My Brother comes home and pulls out of his pocket:
His phone
His keys
Headphones
A tissue
His wallet
Five dollars in change
A bottle of Gatorade
I reached into my pockets and pulled out
A piece of lint
A dime
Yep.

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brookeleigh626
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June 13, 2013 9:54pm UTC

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet.. c;

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collasped
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November 27, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Finding 30$ in a wallet you don't even use...
Merry Christmas to me.

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lolliesandrainbows
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February 20, 2013 12:18am UTC

for me love can be found in a boys heart
not in his wallet

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Steezy
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March 5, 2014 12:54pm UTC

Worst thing I did as a kid: Use my dads credit card for club penguin membership.
Do I regret it?: No
Would I do it again?: Already looking for his wallet

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