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Wallet Quotes

  1. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 12:54pm UTC
    Worst thing I did as a kid: Use my dads credit card for club penguin membership.
    Do I regret it?: No
    Would I do it again?: Already looking for his wallet

  2. collasped collasped
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Finding 30$ in a wallet you don't even use...
    Merry Christmas to me.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that sh-t is horrifying and traumatic

  4. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 4:23am UTC
    man i just want to unzip niall's pants
    and grab hold of his big, huge, thick
    wallet and pay for new clothes

  5. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet.. c;

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    It's not about your name. It's not about your wallet size.
    It's not about your jean size. It's not about your
    GPA. It's none of that; forget those things.
    Find happiness. Find purpose.
    Just live.

  7. AwkwardTouchTuesday AwkwardTouchTuesday
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    My Brother comes home and pulls out of his pocket:
    His phone
    His keys
    Headphones
    A tissue
    His wallet
    Five dollars in change
    A bottle of Gatorade
    I reached into my pockets and pulled out
    A piece of lint
    A dime
    Yep.

  8. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    I trust you with my life, but I wouldn't trust you with my wallet...

  9. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:18am UTC
    for me love can be found in a boys heart
    not in his wallet

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