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Umbrella Quotes

  1.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV?
    it's not like we didnt really know. Like what else is going to be behind all that blur? An umbrella? An elephant? PIZZA??

  2. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    "Give it to me!" she yelled,
    "Im so f.ucking wet, give it
    to me now!"
    She could scream all
    she wanted,
    I was keeping the umbrella.

  3. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    You can stay under my umbrella

  4. teddybearhugz teddybearhugz
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 9:19am UTC
    “You say that you love the rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when it shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close the windows when it blows. This is why I'm afraid, you said that you love me too.” /////////////
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    Format by Breeze

  5. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    When it's raining really heavily : I have no umbrella with me
    When it's so sunny and there is not a cloud in the sky: I have an umbrella with me

  6. sweetcupcake27 sweetcupcake27
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 5:30am UTC
    You had my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart
    Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star
    Baby cause in the Dark, You can't see shiny Cars
    And that's when you need me there
    With you i'll always share Rihanna – Umbrella

  7. FashionxxBeauty FashionxxBeauty
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    ☂Such a gorgeous day, don't rain on my parade☂

  8. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:06am UTC
    ♥" yoυ ѕαy yoυ love rain, вυт yoυ υѕe αɴ υмвrellα тo wαlĸ υɴder ιт. yoυ ѕαy yoυ love sun, вυт yoυ ѕeeĸ ѕнαde wнeɴ ιт ιѕ ѕнιɴιɴɢ. yoυ ѕαy yoυ love wιɴd, вυт wнeɴ ιт coмeѕ yoυ cloѕe yoυr wιɴdow. ѕo тнαт'ѕ wнy ι'м αғrαιd wнeɴ yoυ ѕαy yoυ love мe."♥

  9. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    When the sun shines, we'll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be a friend
    Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we'll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    You can stand under my umbrella

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:08am UTC
    NO RELATIONSHIP IS ALL SUNSHINE,
    but instead its
    two people who
    can share one umbrella
    & survive the
    s t o r m
    together

  11. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    "Give it to me,"
    She yelled.
    "Give it to me I'm so F*ucking wet!"
    She could scream all she wanted, I wasn't giving her my umbrella.

  12. Dollface22 Dollface22
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Go on, let the rain pour
    I'll be all you need
    and more

  13. PewPewNEKO PewPewNEKO
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:47am UTC
    Cool.
    I just found out I own like 6 umbrellas...
    so if anyone wants to...i dunno...
    stage a musical dance number...
    hit me up.

  14. niCol22 niCol22
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 7:03am UTC
    ''Give it to me!'' she yelled,
    ''I'm so f/cking wet,give it to me now!''
    She could scream all she wanted,
    I was keeping the umbrella.
    nmq

  15. sacarter sacarter
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    This kid ran out of the door in front of me into the rain, holding his guitar case over his head yelling "I'm too mainstream for an umbrella."

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