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1. sacarter
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   May 9, 2013 10:08pm UTC
   There's only so much you can do to cover up the cracks, but when they do come through, you feel like no one notices. But people do. It might just be that one person who doesn't ask how you are. the boy on the baseball team or even your best friend. Just because that one person doesn't notice at the moment, other people do, so open yourself up for help because there are people willing to give it to you.
   
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2. sacarter
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   April 3, 2013 12:10am UTC
   There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world. She didn’t have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply, like no one else. She always used to say that she’d marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes. And that’s when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, “You can see me now, can we get married?” She replied, “And do what? We’d never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you’re still blind. It won’t work out, I’m sorry.” With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, “I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes.” nmq
   
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3. sacarter
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   April 2, 2013 7:10pm UTC
   I want him to write 'forever' on my converse.
   
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4. sacarter
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   February 12, 2013 9:51pm UTC
   I'd dance with you forever.
   
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5. sacarter
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   February 12, 2013 9:43pm UTC
   I look up a word in the dictionary.
   Then I have to look up a word that's in the definition.
   
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6. sacarter
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   February 12, 2013 9:24pm UTC
   When it hits you that you shouldn't care what people think
   but there is no way of getting around the laughs, the smirks, and the glares that are aimed at you endlessly.
   
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7. sacarter
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   February 12, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   The only way I choose which YouTube video to watch is by the font and color...
   
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8. sacarter
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   February 12, 2013 8:47pm UTC
   Do with me as You will
   That I may be like You
   Giving life to others too.
   
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9. sacarter
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   February 12, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   Coach: Can you guys come on Valentine's Day?
   Girl I Know: Valentine's Day?! Oh, who am I kidding, I don't have plans until 9:30
   Me: Valentine's Day?! Oh, who am I kidding, I don't have plans.
   
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10. sacarter
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    February 12, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    I use facial expressions when I think to myself... maybe that's why I get all the weird looks.
    
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11. sacarter
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    February 11, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    laughterbater- a person who is turned on by their own laughter
    Nice going, Urban Dictionary
    
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12. sacarter
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    February 11, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    This kid ran out of the door in front of me into the rain, holding his guitar case over his head yelling "I'm too mainstream for an umbrella."
    
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13. sacarter
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    February 11, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    When you try so hard to make something better, and all it does is get worse.
    
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14. sacarter
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    February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    When a little kid asks me if I have a boyfriend and I make up some insanely hot, caring, smart boy that doesn't exist
    
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15. sacarter
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    February 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    When you hit your elbo and your whole arm goes numb and you you have to choose the date for the amputation
    
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16. sacarter
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    February 9, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    Gangnam Style comes on the radio:
    Me: Uggh, Turn it off.
    Mom: But it's Ghandi Style!
    And the sad part? She was serious
    
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17. sacarter
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    February 9, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Why do parents fight over who's paying?!
    
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18. sacarter
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    February 9, 2013 11:20am UTC
    Call the police!
    Okay!
    Wait, what's the number for 911?
    
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19. sacarter
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    February 9, 2013 11:16am UTC
    When you're babysitting and playing hide-n-seek and the kid hides for three hours straight.
    Don't panic, Don't panic.
    Maybe they won't notice I lost their kid.
    
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20. sacarter
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    February 7, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    When you realize how redneck your family is because they use folding chairs as the backseats of the car...
    
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