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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 4:22pm UTC

Why don't any stores sell normal clothing for women? Like I want a plain black sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back.

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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 2:37pm UTC

When people say "I love you" I always say "I love you more" because life is a competition and I must win.

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josie*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 2:39pm UTC

My life.
My choices.
My mistakes.
My lessons.
Not your business.

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kelly*
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June 5, 2013 4:44am UTC

A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.
"Why is your stomach so big?" he asks.
"I'm having a baby," she replies.
"Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks with wide eyes.
"Yes, it is." she says.
"Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look.
"Oh, yes. A really good baby." the lady replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks, "Then why did you eat him?"

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josie*
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May 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC

-entertain me- ask questions- cheer me up-
http://ask.fm/josiehearn

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 3:48pm UTC

How to give good handjobs:
-Bop it
-Pull it
-Twist it

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Lauren🌸*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:05pm UTC

love me? Great.
hate me? Even better.
got a problem with me? Solve it.
can't stand me? Sit down.
can't face me? Turn around.
think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe.
don't know me? Don't judge me.
think you know me? You have no idea.

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jjflan
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 6:26pm UTC

these battle scars dont look like there fading dont look like there ever going away they aint never gunna change

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:58pm UTC

So happy that McDonalds don't sell hotdogs.
I don't think I can order a McWeiner with a straight face. And don't get me started on
supersizing..

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Vic Fuentes*
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March 1, 2013 6:40pm UTC

How am I supposed to make friends? Even my Wifi refuses to connect with me
I spent 2 hours trying to restart the damn connection.

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