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A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.
"Why is your stomach so big?" he asks.
"I'm having a baby," she replies.
"Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks with wide eyes.
"Yes, it is." she says.
"Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look.
"Oh, yes. A really good baby." the lady replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks, "Then why did you eat him?"
 
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A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting

10 faves · Jun 5, 2013 4:44am

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