Pregnant Quotes

crimson24
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February 9, 2016 9:11pm UTC

Everybody's here all pregnant like keeping track of the weeks & stuff...and I'm sitting here thinkin'...if I had a kid...I'm SO terrible with timing/scheduling/remembering...I would have to set monthly reminders like oh yay me I'm 3 months now...

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UnknownPoet
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February 4, 2016 3:07pm UTC

The man I posted about loving for years, the man who was so sweet, the man who I hadn't yet met but was so immensely in love with, well, we met. I travelled to the other side of the country to be with him in 2012. It was the most irresponsible, stupid thing I have ever done... and at 15 years young.

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*compassionate soul*
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November 23, 2015 9:20pm UTC

Three more months until I get to meet my precious little girl :)

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*compassionate soul*
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August 31, 2015 5:03pm UTC

☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
There's a precious little thing
growing inside me,
a sweet little baby
who's growing bigger each day.
☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾

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lautnerlover98
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July 26, 2014 7:47pm UTC

My dad got super drunk last night and told me it was okay that I was pregnant. I'm not pregnant.

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josie*
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May 14, 2014 2:14pm UTC

Your mother didn't spend 9 months
forming your body in her womb
just so you could hate &
destroy it

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Crazy girl*
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May 10, 2014 9:00am UTC

The Saturday's seem to love getting pregnant...in their music video for '30 days' Una was pregnant then in the music video for 'gentlemen' Rochelle was pregnant, then in their other music video for 'disco love' Frankie was pregnant! I wonder whose next Mollie or Vanessa or maybe one of the other three again:p

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Wisconsin
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 1:52pm UTC

I think I'm pregnant.

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secretlife_
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April 28, 2014 11:28am UTC

I'm pregnant

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Shelby_nicole16
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April 5, 2014 10:26am UTC

Im Pregant!
With a little BOY!!
Due: June 11th ♥
Any one else?♥
c:

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happiest*
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February 19, 2014 3:25pm UTC

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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*ｓａｍｍｉ*
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January 28, 2014 4:01pm UTC

format by ethanol~
format by ethanol~
Teacher: Why are you late?
Studen't: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student: Are you telling me im pregnant?

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Detention*
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January 18, 2014 4:38pm UTC

12year olds being like: oh my gosh i'm pregnant
me being like: oh my gosh i made eye contact

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xwritesomelovex
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January 15, 2014 9:50am UTC

♥♥♥ I year ago today, I was 8 weeks Pregnant.
I didn't know if I was having a boy or a girl,
I didn't know what he or she would look like,
I didn't know if I would still be with the father by the time the baby was here,
I didn't know how I would be as a parent.
Now he's here, arrived a month early, on August 8th. at 7lbs 8oz & 20 inches long,
full head of hair, perfect blue eyes, and so healthy.
He's 5 months old now, he's so smart. Sitting up all by himself. Holding his own bottle, sleeping through the night,
I'm still with his father, the love of my life, my boyfriend for 2 years and 1 month.
We are amazing parents. We do everything and anything for our son.
3 years ago I didn't know who I was or where I'd be,
i didn't think anyone could every love me the way my boyfriend does.
I didn't think I could love anyone or anything as much as I love my boys.
They are my heart, my soul, my life.
They are everything. ♥♥♥

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nevergrowup89
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January 13, 2014 10:20pm UTC

My English teacher: Yes, I'm pregnant. I am in my second trimester.
Girl in my class: Wait, so is today, like, the first day you're, like, coming out?
Me: Oh my gods, she is pregnant, not gay!

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happiest*
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November 17, 2013 2:26pm UTC

"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

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24601*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 11:33am UTC

Emergahd. A 12 year old in my grade.
Pregnant.
Going to have a baby.
erm
er
gerhd.
And the "dad" (also 12) just moved away because his parents were ashamed.

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24601*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:35am UTC

I'm In 7th grade.
A girl in my grade.
Is.
Pregnant.
WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!??!?!#:!<EJSKSVM

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24601*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:03am UTC

I'm In 7th grade.
A girl in my grade.
Is.
Pregnant.
WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!??!?!#:!<EJSKSVM

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AllieSmith7
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October 30, 2013 11:17am UTC

So, Destiny and I were the first ones to realize that Mrs. Maize looked uber pregnant. Woah. And I think we were right

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