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  1. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2015 5:21pm UTC
    she never looked nice. she looked like art, and art wasn't
    supposed to look nice;
    it was supposed to make you feel something

  2. wearesarcasm wearesarcasm
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 8:21am UTC
    I have no idea why I volunteer to do stuff on Saturday mornings. That means I have to get up and do stuff and socialize.

  3. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    My concentration has just left home... It told me it wasn't
    ever coming back.

  4. cammielynn cammielynn
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus just announced her newest perfume coming out Christmas 2013!
    #twerk
    Made authentically with her own hair and Billy Ray Cyrus' tears.

  5. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Cause it's too co-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-old

  6. nova ♥* nova ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Me: It's that time of the year again,
    Me: It's time to shave my legs...
    Me: MOM GRAB THE LAWN MOWER!

  7. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 1:58am UTC
    GUYS THE CATCHING FIRE TRAILER IS OUT
    OH MY GOD I FEEL MY HEART ACHING
    THIS NOVEMBER FEELS LIKE FOREVER AWAY
    http://movies.yahoo.com/video/hunger-games-catching-fire-trailer-021017530.html

  8. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Okay, I'm sorry, where exactly did this summer go?
    Did I miss something?
    Not cool. So not cool.

  9. KayleeAnn22 KayleeAnn22
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    If you ever feel like you're the most worthless person ever, just remember that I exist.

  10. KayleeAnn22 KayleeAnn22
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    hey guys guess what!
    IM A POTATOE!!!!!!!

  11. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Dear 2015,
    If I don't see hoverboards and flying cars
    Im'a be hella p.issed
    Sincerely,
    Just Realized After Watching Back to the Future: Part Two

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