Best Three Quotes Ever

CharliesTheName
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July 30, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Three year-old me: OHMYGOD DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS
Adult me: OHMYGOD DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

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*Dirtbag*
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August 17, 2013 4:35pm UTC

You keep coming back to the scene of the crime But the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anyway

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 4:19pm UTC

if you look in a mirror and say “I love food” three times, I will appear and sternly say “not as much as I do”
this is no joke

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
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February 21, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I saw you for, like, 3 seconds
and it made my entire day

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laurenec
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March 7, 2013 9:00pm UTC

I am fluent in three languages:
English
Sarcasm
Profanity

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Fαy Στylες*
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January 7, 2014 7:53am UTC

Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for 3 years

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Fαy Στylες*
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January 7, 2014 7:50am UTC

I am three years behind in my math homework

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 8:21pm UTC

Before Divergent
<3
After Divergent
<4

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC

There are girls out there that want to hear 3 unforgettable,
always remember, words.
They're not "I love you."
But they are
"Wanna come backstage?!"

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Someone just asked you about me. You have three sentences. Describe me!! They can be mean, nice, I don't care!! As long (or short) as you'd like! Ready... Set... GOO!!!

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC

That annoying moment when you start
the same sentence at least three times,
but someone keeps inturrupting you.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
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February 16, 2013 1:51pm UTC

I saw one of those funny Valentine's Day cards
& there was one with a picture of Taylor Swift & it said,
"Be Mine! For like three weeks.."

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 11:25am UTC

Perfect body.
Nice hair.
Deep eyes.
Kind heart.
Crazy at parties.
Awesome with guys.
Loved by all.
One of my best friends.
Perfect body.
Layered hair.
Perfect teeth.
Crazy spaz.
Super intelligent.
Awesome with adults.
Sassy when needed.
Fits in.
One of my best friends.
Talented in arts.
Singing vocals.
Amazing dancer.
Gorgeous legs.
Awesome with kids.
Spaztastic.
Deep and smart.
Funny.
Role model.
One of my best friends.
Me?
I'm the insensitive dork.
Not sure how they think I'm remotely better in any way.

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help_me_im_drowning
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July 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Confession 10:
I went to therapy for 3 years and court twice.

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Adlisa138
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July 5, 2013 6:50pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When You've Already Said "What?" Three Times
And Still Have No Idea What The Person Said, So You Just Agree.-

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xLittleHope
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 1:21pm UTC

The three most difficult things to say are:
'I love you', 'Sorry' and 'Help me'

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 9:29pm UTC

Confession 23
I had a panic attack in Wal-mart from seeing my dad.
It was black friday, and I hadn't seen in him 3 years.
(fav for more)

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 11:25am UTC

Sam: I think it's Snow White.
Dean: Snow White? I saw that movie. The pórn version anyway.
There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 11:28am UTC

Sam: Do you remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into
a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude, could you be more gáy? Don't answer that.

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Alexwise
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February 22, 2013 8:50am UTC

I get by in a world with no conscience by shutting it out and being anonymous

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