Perfect body.
Nice hair.
Deep eyes.
Kind heart.
Crazy at parties.
Awesome with guys.
Loved by all.
One of my best friends.

Perfect body.
Layered hair.
Perfect teeth.
Crazy spaz.
Super intelligent.
Awesome with adults.
Sassy when needed.
Fits in.
One of my best friends.

Talented in arts.
Singing vocals.
Amazing dancer.
Gorgeous legs.
Awesome with kids.
Spaztastic.
Deep and smart.
Funny.
Role model.
One of my best friends.

Me?
I'm the insensitive dork.

Not sure how they think I'm remotely better in any way.