nicole🌹* posted a quote
April 14, 2014 10:08am UTC
If you thought my crush Snapchatting me himself playing with a bubble gun was adorable, well apparently that's not the cutest thing ever. He snapchats me himself riding around his house on one of of those sticks with a horse head on top. Yeah.
*One day in Geometry* Guy in my class: I just love fictional charachters and mythical creatures like oh my god Geometry teacher: So you're in love with a unicorn?
*One day in health class* Health teacher: *to the boys* Do you guys find it annoying when girls cry? Guy named Christian: When it's over a soap opera? Yeah. When it's over Finding Nemo? No questions asked.
jessicabliss posted a quote
February 12, 2014 9:34pm UTC
Ohmygosh so today in band I was having a really hard time playing a high D on my clarinet and the conductor got really mad that I couldn't play it and I kid you not, he screamed: "Just take out the D!" ... I laughed so hard he made me leave the band room until I could "get myself under control"
You don't know true embarrassment until you're sitting in a chair at school, you turn around, and stab your teacher in the stomach with a pencil. Sigh...
In Class Boy: Paramore is a terrible band. Me: *twitches* Boy: Ew, Fall Out Boy? Me: *clenches pencil tighter* Boy: Green Day is the worst band ever. Me: *snaps* 2 HOURS LATER Officer: So... he voluntarily climbed out of the window? Me: That seems to be the situation, Officer.
Girl: *making fun of me during lunch because I whisper to myself* Girl: *mocking me* *in English next period* Girl: *walks up to me* *mocks my whispering* Me: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY? IT'S NOT FUNNY. Entire Classroom: *gasps* Teacher: *turns around in shock* Me: ... Student: He speaks.
nicole🌹* posted a quote
October 19, 2013 9:16pm UTC
So tonight I went out with two of my friends. I was sitting there on my phone looking through the top quotes on Witty while we were waiting for our food to come. (I wasn't logged in thank goodness) One of my friends noticed and was like "What's Witty Profiles?" Then she took my phone and started reading all the top quotes aloud and her and my other friend were making fun of them. My other friend was like "Witty Profiles. What a stupid website." I was like, "Heh heh..." they better sleep with one eye open tonight.
megaserperior posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:09pm UTC
*During lunch* Friend: So, I heard you like bad girls. Me: Sure.... Friend: Well, I don't want to be too much of a rebel, but... Friend: *whispers* I go on Disney.com without my parents permission.
jessicabliss posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:29pm UTC
What I learned in my Bio class today... -If you were to eat a person, you should eat the butt first -It is very hard to punch your tongue -No one has ever said "that cow has a fine booty" -Rabbits have icky eating habits -It is a bad idea to eat your own waste -No one drinks Gatorade in Canada -Cows have icky eating habits as well -Milk has magical powers