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megaserperior

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Member Since: 25 Jan 2012 05:57pm

Last Seen: 26 Jan 2015 10:18pm

Location: Shadow Temple

Gender: F

user id: 267752

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About this girl

Hey! I'm Anna. I'm an avid video gamer. Mario, Kirby, Zelda, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, and Pokemon are freaking awesome. I love to read and write. My favorite authors by far are Psudonymous Bosch, Trenton Lee Stewart, and John Flanagan. I play the violin and the clarinet and I sing in my school's chorus. Music, video games, and books are my life! Below are some of my favorite things.

Favorite Food: Chicken Parmesian
Favorite Book/ Series:  I love so many books I can't choose! A few that I really love are, the Mysterious Benedict Society, the Ranger's Apprentice, and the Secret Series. If you haven't already read them, you should give them a shot.
Favorite Animals: Penguins, Otters, Dolphins and Dogs
Favorite Colors: Lime Green and Sky Blue
Favorite Subjects: Writing, Math (please don't kill me), and Band
Favorite Sports: Gymnastics, Baseball, and Swimming
 
  1. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 6:00pm EDT
    You know what scares me?
    The few people that I'd trust with my life could easily be lying through their teeth.

  2. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 11:34pm EST
    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (Reindeer)
    Had a very shiny nose! (Like a lightning bolt!)
    And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
    You would even say it glows! (Like radiation!)
    All of the other reindeer, (Reindeer!)
    Used to laugh and call him names! (Like Psycopath!)
    They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
    Join in any reindeer games! (Like the Knife Game!)
    Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
    Santa came to say, (You're under arrest!)
    Rudolph with your nose so bright,
    Won't you lead the crusifixion tonight?
    Then all the reindeer loved him! (Loved him!)
    As they shouted out with glee! (Crucify!)
    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (Reindeer)
    You'll go down in history! (Like Atila the Hun!)

  3. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 11:33pm EDT
    Am I the only one...
    Who gets in those moods where you aren't willing to die, but you're just tired of living? Like you want to go into hibernation for a couple years and let problems solve themselves...

  4. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:53pm EDT
    Me: *Scrolling through quotes*
    Me: *Sees random selfie*
    Me: OH GOD DO I KNOW YOU?!
    Me: *Opens their profile, previous quotes, comments, and followers*
    Me: *Stalks for an hour*
    Me: ...Ok, I'm good...

  5. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 1:53pm EDT
    Mom: *Leaving me home alone* Do you know how to call 911?
    Me: You pick up the phone, dial 022, and hit the call button.
    Mom: ......
    Me: ...Of course I do! Just go

  6. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 1:46pm EDT
    Is it supposed to say
    Pet's Mart or Pet Smart?

  7. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 1:21pm EDT
    Am I the only one...
    Who finds it sad, pathetic, and hilarious that in today's society, people have to advertise that their product is made of "real ice cream", "actual cheese", or "may or may not contain fish"?

  8. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:09pm EDT
    *During lunch*
    Friend: So, I heard you like bad girls.
    Me: Sure....
    Friend: Well, I don't want to be too much of a rebel, but...
    Friend: *whispers* I go on Disney.com without my parents permission.

  9. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 12:50am EDT
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    That glorious moment when...
    Mom comes home from grocery shopping.
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  10. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:27pm EDT
    Why must video games insist on defying all laws of physics and common sense?
    Eating your enemies does not give you magic powers.
    You should not be able to shoot fireballs underwater.
    It's dangerous to go in the tall grass, but you can go and overthrow a giant criminal organization.
    Spiders my size should not exist. Period.
    A person made out of metal should not exist.
    And a person made out of metal should not weigh the same as a princess.
    I have never even seen a tyrannosaurus rex, much less heard of a ten year old beating one up.
    "We're gonna battle with our Pokemon in order to liberate them from trainers!"
    Mushrooms don't give you random growth spurts.
    Stickers have never helped me in a fight. Ever.
    Since when can magic dust be made out of toadstools?

  11. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:51pm EDT
    Driving test?
    Who needs to worry about that? Mario Karts has gotten me prepared for anything they can throw at me. Literally.

  12. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 8:53pm EDT
    Random Fact:
    It's impossible to dream while snoring.

  13. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 1:41am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    How to Walk in Flips Flops!
    1. Kick one of your flip flops off of your foot and away.
    2. Run after it.
    3. Put it back on your foot.
    4. Repeat above steps.

  14. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 8:41pm EDT
    Mom: I'm back from my three week vacation!
    Sister: How was it? Did you have fun?
    Me: Hey, how was the food?

  15. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:39pm EDT
    Elementary School: Pokemon!
    MIddle School: Dude, you still play Pokemon?
    College: Pokemon!

  16. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:43am EDT
    This is my first time for about a month...
    Me: *Is looking through history* Hm, I haven't been on Witty for awhile...
    Witty: I know you want to...
    Me: Ok, I'll just browse some quotes, I shouldn't be too long.
    Witty: Oh! Look at this quote next! And this one is hilarious! And this one is super inspirational!
    Me: Maybe I should start coming here again...
    Witty: Don't forget to add quotes too! Let your voice be heard!
    Me: Good idea...
    *A couple hours later*
    Me: I'M SO SORRY. I WON'T LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN.

  17. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:35am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Where not to put a Window:
    1. On the floor - If the glass breaks, you're screwed.
    2. In between your bedroom and your parents' bedroom - You may wake up and see them wrestling in bed.
    ~ My Industrial Arts Teacher

  18. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 10:29pm EDT
    Just out of curiousity...
    Who can Wittians that are allergic to cats turn to?

  19. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 7:18am EDT
    Want a six pack?
    Follow these simple steps!
    Step 1: Go to your local grocery store.
    Step 2: Buy some pudding.
    There you go! How to get a Wittian six pack!

  20. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 8:17pm EST
    Dear Disney,
    Laugh tracks alone don't make "jokes" funny.
    Sincerely,
    Anybody that still watches this crap

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