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  1. cactusmikey cactusmikey
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2016 11:45pm UTC
    the worst thing is when you send them a text revealing your love and they read it but don't respond.

  2. cactusmikey cactusmikey
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2016 8:44pm UTC
    "i'm drunk and thinking about you. you're so precious and i just want to keep you safe from everything that could ever hurt you and god i miss your cute little smile and i just want to kiss your scars and show you the world and bring you flowers and write cute little pictures all over your body and make you tea or coffee or whatever you like and god thank you for autocorrect because i can barely see straight to type this."

  3. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2015 12:26pm UTC
    Biggest texting pet peeve:
    When they text you hello/start a conversation, you answer, and they don't text back.

  4. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2015 9:47pm UTC
    Sorry I haven't texted you in a while, haven't been drunk.

  5. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2015 4:36am UTC
    If I truly like talking to you, I'll double text you a lot. And if you truly like talking to me, you'll deal with it.

  6. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 5:14pm UTC
    nmfNM
    ◢ 4:00 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    DAD
    DAD:HI.IM FAIRLY NEW TO FACEBOOK.MIND ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST?
    ME:YOU MADE A FACEBOOK?! WTF!
    DAD:WHAT DOES "WTF"MEAN?
    ME:OH IT MEANS WELCOME TO FACEBOOK
    NMF

  7. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 11:31am UTC
    nmfNM
    ◢ 1:30 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    MOM.
    MOM: What does "IDK,LY & TTYL" mean?
    Me: I dont know, love you, talk to you later...
    MOM: OK, I'LL ASK YOUR SISTER.
    ME: O_______O
    NMF

  8. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 11:25am UTC
    ◢ 2:50 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    SISTER
    SISTER:How do u spell orange?
    ME:U just spelled it...
    SISTER:No, tht is the color, how do u spell the fruit?
    ME:How are we related?

  9. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 1:49pm UTC
    ◢ 1:30 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    MOM.
    ME:So how's your new phone mom?
    ME:You finally have a smartphone;D
    ME:Mom?
    ME:Why aren't you answering!?
    MOM:howdoyoudoaspace?

  10. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2015 3:53pm UTC
    "Aw, please text me. Why hasnt he texted me?
    Am I boring? Does he not like me anymore?
    Am I too much? Is there something wrong with me?"
    phone buzzes
    texts says: hey
    "OMG HES SO CUTE HES IN LOVE WITH ME"

  11. nothumanok nothumanok
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    Said I'm all up in my feelings
    Doubled up on this shot
    Got me feeling some type of way
    told you I hate you I don't mean it
    And the only thing that I got,
    Is the pain that you've been feeding
    Faded, faded, faded, all because of you
    Now my current situation, trying not to think of you,
    not to break the rules
    Why's it always happen, when I get this way?
    Just can't stop myself,
    so baby tonight
    I'm blowing up your line
    I got you on my mind
    And the truth is hard to fight,
    so I'll be
    I'll be drunk texting, drunk texting,
    drunk texting you
    | Drunk Texting - Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko |

  12. tapangam tapangam
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 9:53pm UTC
    If you are dating someone, dont flirt with anyone else
    Even if it's over text or facebook
    Is it really worth hurting the one you love?

  13. RenieTG RenieTG
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    Texting my crush (trumpeter)
    Me: Hahahaha you must read this: Life is a lot like trumpet if you don't put anything in you won't get anything out :p Do you like it?
    Him: :p It's good..
    Should I panic or calm? Is it a good response or nahh? Help me guys!

  14. willersmit* willersmit*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    When you are texting someone and they ask you "What's up?" and you say "the sky" and then they ignore your messages.

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    guy: hey
    me: hey
    *2 days later*
    guy: heyy
    me: heyy
    *few hours later*
    guy: sup?
    me: netflix, you?
    guy: high
    me: fun?
    guy: yepp
    me: lol well yay being high then
    guy: yeppers lol
    me: :p haha
    anyone wanna bet on when he'll reply?
    my money is on 6 months bc that's just
    what he does.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 10:32pm UTC
    the guy I like is the only guy that will
    text me something dirty, without actually
    directing it towards me. like, whyyyy??!!?
    it's like torture. f.uck, if you're going to be
    a hornball at least let it benefit me, too.

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 11:20am UTC
    I have unlimited texting, yet I only text like 3 people.

  19. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 11:25am UTC
    Peope who get upset when the person they are texting doesn't text them back fast enough. I don't understand why that bothers you. As long as they reply to you at some point in time, it means they are paying attention
    At least someone is acknowledging your existance
    I have a cell phone, with about 12 contacts saved in it, from people who literally never text me. They don't even call me
    I don't like texting someone who really isn't talking to me, I feel like I am bothering them.
    If someone really wants to talk to you, then they actually communicate regularly with you
    So I am actually less upset about not being texted by anyone, because I expect it
    I lose my cellphone all the time. For some reason, I carry it everywhere, even though its more like an accessory
    I never asked for a cellphone, my parents just gave me my first one out of the blue. I guess I'm weird, because at first I thought it was weird
    I never thought about having a cellphone. I don't like talking on the phone anyway
    When they gave me my first phone, I said "But nobody ever calls me. Why do I need this?"
    My parents said "So that we can keep in touch with you."
    My parents were right. I get more calls from them than actual friends
    And they don't know how to text
    I will text my sister a lot, at least I know she is always going to respond

  20. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 12:37pm UTC
    Thanks for texting me, please wait 5-7 business days for a response. XD

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