Best Stereotype Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC

american: british people are so weird
british person: wot the fo.ok did ye say? i'll fo.ok you cu.nting yank shít. maths.

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dolph*
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May 24, 2013 5:12pm UTC

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and
the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

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aislinn325
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 10:49pm UTC

i really hate when people assume girls are on their periods when we get b.itchy, are we not aloud to have that emotion? like why can't we get mad or angry or p.issed without being on our periods? is it illegal? last time i checked, i'm aloud to feel how i want to feel when i want to feel it. last time i was p.issed was yesterday, was i on my period? no, people get mad or angry all the time. say you break something, angry. say you get in a heated argument, mad. what in h.ell is wrong with that?

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FallenAngel*
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August 25, 2013 8:33am UTC

I have black hair; I must be eccentric
I have black hair; I must be eccentric.
I have blonde hair; I must be dumb.
I have red hair; I must have a temper.
I have brown hair; I must be boring.
I wear trousers; I must be a lesbian.
I wear skirts; I must be a s/lut.
I wear hoodies; I must be a gangsta.
I wear hoops; I must be a chav.
I wear black; I must be emo.
I wear pink; I must be a girly-girl.
I wear makeup; I must be insecure.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I am skinny; I must starve myself.
I am curvy; I must never stop eating.
I am like you; I must be copying.
I am not like you; I must be weird.
I am independent; I must be a loner.
I get good grades; I must be a nerd.
I get bad grades; I must be a slacker.
I am a teenager; I must be up to no good.
I am young; I must be naive.
I am old; I must not be able to look after myself.
I am rich; I must be stuck-up.
I am poor; I must be a tramp.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I am foreign; I must be pocketing your money.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.
HALF MY QUOTE; HALF NOT
Format by Breeze

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
July 15, 2014 5:05pm UTC

If you categorize and stereotype people and treat them in ways based off of how 'their kind' is portraid in the media or by others or by the news then you are close-minded and ignorant and stupid and I want nothing to do with you.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 10:57am UTC

Civil war in Canada:
Side 1: Oh sorry, you can start shooting first.
Side 2: No, that's okay, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Side 1: No, I insist. It'd be rude otherwise.
Side 2: It's fine, I don't mind.
Side 1: I'm telling you, It's only fair.

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 8:54am UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
Do not stereotype guys; they’re definitely not all the same.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 11:18am UTC

Looks can be deceiving..

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 2:30pm UTC

It's funny how;
When the Americans stereotype the British they always use old English and a really vintage styles dressed sence.
However when the British stereotype Americans they are more or less correct.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 7:53pm UTC

It's okay you got a bad grade. It's okay you're not skinny and have bright eyes and don't fit into a size four jeans. It's okay boys don't whistle at you (I mean, you're not a dog, are you?). It's okay that your friends are leaving, because if they were such good friends, they'd be sitting with you trying to not make you feel like crap. It's okay your parents shout at you, their trying their best and I don't think they remember how it feels to be a teenager anyway. It's okay you feel as though you've lost yourself, everybody does from time to time. It's okay that you're still searching for what missing part of you, we all are. It's okay to feel alone, but you must often remind yourself that you're not. You must remind yourself that you are beautiful, individual, a replica of nobody else. You're you and that's dam.n well good enough for me.

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aislinn325
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 3:42pm UTC

My prince is not coming on a white horse, but on a turtle. That's why it takes so long before we're together.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

I know it's a total stereotype for really preppy girls to break a nail and then make a huge deal about it but like have you ever tried growing your fingernails to a decent length because it takes like three months and if one breaks and f/cks everything up it actually is kinda devastating
.

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ayeitsaaaa
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 12:25am UTC

I Feel Like This Needs To Be Said:
- Not all Republicans are homophobic
- Not all blondes are dumb
- Not every girl who wears make-up is insecure
- Not all guys are jerks
- Not all cheerleaders are b!tches
-Not all Asians are smart
- Not everyone with self confidence is self centered
The lesson here?
Stop judging others based on stereotypes.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 5, 2014 4:40pm UTC

WHITE PARENT: *Knock knock* "May I come in?"
BLACK PARENT: *Boom boom* "Open up this damn door! You don't pay no bills to be locking sh*t!"

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josie*
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Before you judge me
MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN .♥|||

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 12:40am UTC

"Pennsylvania is the Alabama of the north."
Well, that explains why the chances of
banging your cousin is alarmingly high here.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC

skinny love
(n) when two people love
each other, but are too shy
to admit it, yet they show it
anyway.

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marshmallow88992
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 5:25am UTC

I hate stereotypes
I was once caused of being anorexic
just because I'm thin but there's nothing I can do about it
And I actually eat more than all my family and friends

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 2:17pm UTC

Society Killed The Teenager
Once upon a time we were beautiful and alive
Happy and Smiling
We were innocent and confused
About what life was
We didn’t understand what death meant
We didn’t understand much of anything
But, then came our teenage years
Creeping up on us and stealing our innocence
Breaking us down and messing up everything
No longer could we be ourselves without being tormented and judged
We were bullied and harassed
Because we were different
Family
Strangers
Classmates
The Media
Society
Made us this way
They corrupted our innocent little minds
We started caring about things we never cared about as young children
But, once we grew up and got older
We weren’t so innocent anymore
We started to understand everything
We were stereotyped and labeled
Forever marked to be a target for somebody to torment
We tried to fit in and be “popular”
We acted out to be known
We worried about what we looked like
We worried about what clothes we wore
We worried about everything we did
Because we knew there was always somebody judging us
We started crying more and more
We felt alone
We were lost and confused
We wondered why we had to grow up
We reminisced about our younger years
We missed being so carefree
But, as we got older we learned to fake it all
We put on these happy masks
To fool everyone
We learned to keep our emotions locked away
We learned to lie when somebody asked if we were Okay
We learned how to come off as brave when in reality we were scared
For the more broken ones we learned to be the happiest people ever
We learned to smile all the time and be outgoing
We learned not to let anyone in because they wouldn’t understand
We learned how to act like judgments didn’t hurt us
We learned to act like we were made of bulletproof glass when really we were already cracked
For the more well known ones
We learned to be rude and hurtful to people that were different
We learned to think we were better than everybody else
We learned to gossip and spread nasty, hateful things
We learned to use slurs on a regular basis
We learned to bully the ones that were below us in social status
For the ones more concerned about grades
We learned to keep our minds all about grades and work
We learned to put grades before everything else
We learned to give up pretty much everything that wouldn’t help us have a successful future
We learned to roll our eyes at those less intelligent and mature than us
We all learned how to be robots that live to please everybody around us except for ourselves
We started caring more about what people thought about us then what we wanted
We started being terrified about being ourselves
We started losing friends because they weren’t like us anymore
We started losing ourselves because we didn’t want people seeing how alike we all actually are
We may be different now but we only differ on the outside
Inside we are all alike in one way or another
We’re scared of life and the world around us
We’re afraid of people finding out we aren’t as “different” as we like to believe
We’re little kids inside trying to survive in a messed up world
We’re teenagers and society has killed us

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cherrycarey96
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 12:28am UTC

Do not test the stereotype that gingers have short tempers.
I will go from sweet to satanic in a matter of .666 seconds

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