I have black hair; I
must be eccentric
I have black hair; I must be eccentric.
I have blonde hair; I must be dumb.
I have red hair; I must have a temper.
I have brown hair; I must be boring.
I wear trousers; I must be a lesbian.
I wear skirts; I must be a s/lut.
I wear hoodies; I must be a gangsta.
I wear hoops; I must be a chav.
I wear black; I must be emo.
I wear pink; I must be a girly-girl.
I wear makeup; I must be insecure.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I am skinny; I must starve myself.
I am curvy; I must never stop eating.
I am like you; I must be copying.
I am not like you; I must be weird.
I am independent; I must be a loner.
I get good grades; I must be a nerd.
I get bad grades; I must be a slacker.
I am a teenager; I must be up to no good.
I am young; I must be naive.
I am old; I must not be able to look after myself.
I am rich; I must be stuck-up.
I am poor; I must be a tramp.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I am foreign; I must be pocketing your money.
I am human; I must be
stereotyped.
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