Best Stalk Quotes This Year

breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 7:33am UTC

if you like someone tell them
... or stalk them on every social network.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 7:17pm UTC

And who else
stalks their crush by searching them on Google, Facebook, Twitter, and old yearbooks?

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Wow, my neighbours get terrible phone reception under their bed.

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Marian*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 7:27pm UTC

stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Has anyone who plays stardoll
noticed the friend feed on the left side of the screen? Stardoll is just baiting us to stalk people now.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 8:36pm UTC

Stalker is such a harsh word……
I prefer Valentine.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Facebook mobile or as I like to call it
"Walk N' Stalk"

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WeAreLoud
posted a quote
March 28, 2015 6:24pm UTC

get a job
and stop stalking
boys online
☺

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GhostTown
posted a quote
January 19, 2015 2:19pm UTC

Tbh, the only reason why I have social media is so that I can stalk my favorite bands on it.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Something I heard in the hall today:
Girl #1: I'm going tanning tonight
Girl #2: Where do you go?
Girl #1: *names place but I don't want you to stalk me*
Girl #2: How often do you go.
Girl #1: Every other day.
Girl #2: Really? I go every day.
Does cancer mean nothing to them or...?

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Rachel*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:55pm UTC

I want you!
To stalk my Witty Profile!

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hannahhere
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Stalking the attractive people on here>

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lifewillbelife
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 12:57am UTC

Facebook Needs a stalk button

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Marian*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:51pm UTC

¨Single
¨Taken
þStalking my five
boyfriends online.

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GreatBritt22
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 7:16am UTC

I don't stalk, I investigate.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 8:48pm UTC

My sister just made a witty.
I WANT TO FOLLOW HER BUT SHE WONT TELL BE WHAT HER USERNAME IS

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Rachel*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 5:18am UTC

I Love the way, I'm happily talking to someone who is stalking my profile, with hundreds of deep quotes that describe my feelings before I got to know him...
I am an idiot!

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Radz*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 2:11am UTC

I dont stalk

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I do not stalk my crush...
I gather information for specific purposes.

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:21pm UTC

You know the internet stalks you when the Youtube commercial you get right before watching a video
is the Diverget trailer.

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