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Abbbbby*
posted a quote
August 13, 2015 1:01pm UTC

“She was the type of girl
Who didn’t need phone calls
Or compliments.
She liked being alone,
Working out problems by herself.
So she never expected to need him
At 3 am
When her life was falling apart.”
-tumblr

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zimchim*
posted a quote
November 21, 2014 10:29am UTC

"There are people who, on meeting a successful rival in whatever it may be, are ready at once to turn their eyes from everything good in him and to see only the bad; then there are people who, on the contrary, want most of all to find the qualities in this successful rival that enabled him to defeat them, and with aching hearts seek only the good."-Leo Tolstoy; Anna Karenina

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Okay, so last week after
volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Dear Boiling Water,
Sorry, I can't get hard today, I just got laid last night.
Sincerely,
Egg

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC

When a book does not
adequately describe a character, so you just fill in the blanks but later you actually get a description so you just want to shout, "WRONG! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND NOW YOU ARE WRONG!"

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Dear Mom,
I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, neither can a boy.
Sincerely,
help me, I'm stuck.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:06pm UTC

When people say 'pls' just
because it's shorter than 'please', I feel perfectly justified to answer 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Whoever said money doesn't
buy happiness didn't know where to shop

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:02pm UTC

What does the fox say?!
Nothing, after all, the fox is an animal and incapable of human speech

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Person: You look pretty today!
Me: Was I ugly yesterday?

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:21pm UTC

I hear you like bad girls...
...well, I hate to brag, but I'm bad at everything.

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Gia2525
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC

That moment when you go to some ones profile then favorite all there qoutes, then relzed you just blew up there
notifications
.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:22pm UTC

It is the last book in the series and I finish it.
I don't know what I am going to do with my life.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 1:25am UTC

I'm done, I give up
I don't wanna pretend no more
That's it, so what?
I've lost a friend before.

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Gia2525
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Has anybody else ever secretly listen to there mom talk on the phone to a friend?

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:55pm UTC

I secretly like getting assigned
partners in school because it takes away that awkward 'I have no friends so I'm going to be alone' factor.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:22pm UTC

When you're watching a TV show online
and throughout the whole video, the buffering is terrible, except for the theme song
which plays the whole way through.

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steffykins
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC

the awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate
the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Me waiting for Catching Fire: I'll be at the fridge

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 11:53am UTC

Me: *keeps bedroom tidy for 2 weeks*
Mam: .......
Me: *sock on the ground*
Mam: CAOIMHE!! YOUR BEDROOM IS A DUMP!!! CLEAN THIS UP IMMEDIATLY!

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