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Best Socialnetworking Quotes Today

  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.
    I live in constant fear of
    accidentally mentioning something
    that I only know about someone from
    stalking them on the internet.
    follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.

  2. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 5:27pm UTC
    Relationships are harder
    now
    because conversations become texting,
    arguments become phone calls,
    and feelings become status updates.
     
    Format credit to WouldYouGoDownWithMe

  3. ___Cryptic___ ___Cryptic___
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Imagine..
    If facebook shut down. People would just be roaming the streets shoving pictures into your face screaming "Do you like it?!
    DO YOU!?!"
    nmq

  4. factsandstuff factsandstuff
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    When someone you hate likes something of yours:
    Excuse me, but did I give you permisson to like that?

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    Tumblr models: Close up of abdominal area or
    wide angle shots while looking down as if to
    seem like you're in a deep thought or some s.hit.
    General color scheme is black and white.
    Instagram models: Same thing except with a blur around them.
    Witty models: A picture stolen for either one of those.
    Actual models: In magazines and on s.hit like Project Runway.

  6. caoimhs289 caoimhs289
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:54am UTC
    I don't know why they call it 'Social Networking' because I am about a social as a retarted penguin

  7. xoLoveMatters xoLoveMatters
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Why are the colors for social networking blue?
    Because the sky's blue and we never go out to see it.

  8. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Turning thirteen and stalking all my friends on the internet

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