Socialnetworking Quotes

*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
October 1, 2014 5:27pm UTC

Relationships are harder
now
because conversations become texting,
arguments become phone calls,
and feelings become status updates.

Format credit to WouldYouGoDownWithMe

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dancerlvr
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:58pm UTC

add me on kik!
kellynoel23

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Tumblr models: Close up of abdominal area or
wide angle shots while looking down as if to
seem like you're in a deep thought or some s.hit.
General color scheme is black and white.
Instagram models: Same thing except with a blur around them.
Witty models: A picture stolen for either one of those.
Actual models: In magazines and on s.hit like Project Runway.

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factsandstuff
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July 9, 2013 3:53pm UTC

When someone you hate likes something of yours:
Excuse me, but did I give you permisson to like that?

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___Cryptic___
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Imagine..
If facebook shut down. People would just be roaming the streets shoving pictures into your face screaming "Do you like it?!
DO YOU!?!"
nmq

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 4:07pm UTC

follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.
I live in constant fear of
accidentally mentioning something
that I only know about someone from
stalking them on the internet.
follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Turning thirteen and stalking all my friends on the internet

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ForeverYoung5015
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:44am UTC

facebook: friends with everyone you know
twitter: follows nobody you know
instagram: follows friends
tumblr: best friends for eternity with absolutely everyone despite all the different feels
witty: everyones on their own, say one wrong thing and you're virtually stoned.

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caoimhs289
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February 14, 2013 8:54am UTC

I don't know why they call it 'Social Networking' because I am about a social as a retarted penguin

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xoLoveMatters
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February 3, 2013 2:07pm UTC

Why are the colors for social networking blue?
Because the sky's blue and we never go out to see it.

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