Best Sneeze Quotes Today

musiclover1414
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Mom: SHHHH!!
Me: Don't tell me what to do!
... My mom's so nice to me :P

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 1:39am UTC

First sneeze of the new year 2014 loving you already

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In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 12:59pm UTC

Don't expect a 'bless you' after your fifth sneeze. Get that s(h)it under control.

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Erinbean98
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:55pm UTC

I'm the type of person,
who can have a sneeze
echo throughout the classroom,
and never get a "bless you"
/.\

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JustEmmaLouise
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:53pm UTC

That sexy face you make before you sneeze.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 6:47am UTC

Me: Finally, home alone.
Me: Some peace and quiet.
Me: *Sneezes*
Me: *Telephone rings* Hello?
Person: Bless you.

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cvnt*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 10:11pm UTC

"Bless you."
I'm atheist.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC

If a man calls you hot, he's not a man, he's simply a boy because being hot is a temperature, not a word to describe females.
-Me

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Aphrodiitee
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 6:36pm UTC

That awkward moment when you sneeze while peeing. I don't even know......but if you've ever done it you know exactly what I'm tryna say. =P

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 1:00am UTC

Dear sneeze,
if you're gonna happen, then happen.
Don't put a stupid look on my face and
leave it there.
Sincerely, I look like an idiot.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:06am UTC

Me: *sneeze* Class: *silent*
Popular person: *sneeze*
Class: "GOD BLESS YOU,
JESUS LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM
THAT SNEEZE! AMEN."
Me: :(

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 3:30pm UTC

*I sneeze*
Friend: Bless you.
*I sneeze again*
Friend: Haha bless you again.
*Sneezes a third time*
Friend: Ok enough already!

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RuthiedaCat
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 11:58pm UTC

Awkward Moment:
when you sneeze so hard it squeezes a fart out of
you, and you just hope to God that the sneeze was
loud enough to cover the fart sound, but somewhere
in the back of your consciousness you know that
it didn't.
</3

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bekabear
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 6:52pm UTC

that moment when you feel
like you want to sneeze but you can't

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BerthaZ
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:42pm UTC

So like a have a cold and every fudge caking time I
sneeze it's always 2 times in a row. Like I'm not joking.
It kind of scares me.

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Hyouka*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 11:09pm UTC

That moment when your boyfriend says you have a cute sneeze.
>w<

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Princess.Alexia*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Tessa: *sneezes*
Me:Bless you
Tessa:...............
Me: Exuse me i just blessed you i take that back now i hope the next time you sneeze nobody says bless you
Tessa:um exuse me i heard you i just didnt say thank you
Me: you it kill you to say thank you though
Tessa:um no i just didnt want to
Me: you are one ignorant !@#$%

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: *Texts me bless you*
Me: ._.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 5:07am UTC

That awkward momment when you
want to sneeze but its silent.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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livelovelaughskate
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 11:42am UTC

When I'm driving and I sneeze,
I'm afraid that in the half a second
that my eyes are closed
there's gunna be 1000 cars
in front of me and I'm gunna
get in an accident and die
Sneezing and Driving is Dangerous!

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