Best Sloth Quotes Today

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Listening to Conversations
Friend1: Spell Me.
Friend2: M-E.
Friend1: You forgot the d.
Friend2: What? There is no d in me.
Friend1: Not yet.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 6:18pm UTC

LazY sHaDes oF
sLoTH

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Wheeling
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 6:33pm UTC

If you ever feel uncordinated
just remember that sometimes
a sloth will mistake its own arm
for a tree branch, grab it, and
fall to their death.
format jimmy365

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LovethatHoran
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:37am UTC

What if a sloth has been chasing you for the last 5 years and he just can't catch up to you

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bianca4evr
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:58pm UTC

We were told to draw our souls in english yesterday to present to the class today...
So this girl drew a sloth on a stripper pole.
Her explanation: "So uhm...I drew a sloth on a stripper pole because I like sloths...and stripper poles"
The teacher wasn't even mad. No matter how innappropriate it was...you couldn't help but to just laugh

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jchanmental1712
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 9:20pm UTC

One of the nicest things a guy has ever done for me is sent me a sloth meme over text when he was trying to convince me to hang out. It was a sloth in front of a sunset, and it said "It's a love story, baby just say yes." I'm not kidding you people. True story.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Some girl: If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?
Her friend: A sloth.
True story.

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0xandie0x
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 7:01pm UTC

on a completely random note i want a baby sloth

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NeilArmstrong1329
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:53am UTC

when ever you feel dumb, just think of sloths and how they sometimes mistake their arm for a branch then fall to the ground

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Cyan*
posted a quote
June 17, 2014 9:26pm UTC

Sloth Fact #1
The difference between skittles and sloths are
if you eat a sloth, you will not taste the rainbow.
You will taste only sloth.

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SunKissedBeauty
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 12:30am UTC

There will only be 7 planets
after I destroy Uranus.

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kungfupenguin
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 1:55am UTC

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH.
WITH MY OWN MOUTH.
SOFTLY.
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU.

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slothfacts

posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Hey sloths and slothettes,
Its jimmy here, did you know that is takes 14 hours for a sloth to take a dump? I found that out the hard way.
but it only takes 1-2 minutes to mate.... Sexually active sloths I guess ;)
kay, gotta get back to slothtastic science.... Time moves so slowly in this class :(
byeeeeee,
love jimmy xxx

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bluetwistr
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 10:10pm UTC

If you ever feel stupid, just think of the sloth that died because he clung to his arm that he thought was another tree limb.

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slothfacts

posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Hey guy sloths and slothettes!
Im jimmy the sloth and I just recently discovered the wonderful work of witty.
i hope you guys will like my sloth ness!
Love jimmy xxx

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