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Serialkiller Quotes

  1. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2015 3:13am UTC
    If I were a serial killer, my name would be "The Suspense" so my victims would be like "Oh know the Suspense is killing me!!" and we would both get a good laugh right before I kill them.

  2. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    Look beneath the floorboards for all the secrets I have hid.

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    Everyday, I contemplate the idea of becoming a Serial Killer.

  4. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    I just watched a movie where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
    It was Finding Nemo

  5. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 10:43am UTC
    I love you just a little too much

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 12:49am UTC
    You inspire my
    INNER SERIAL KILLER.

  7. Erikwhy Erikwhy
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 10:13am UTC
    I love you just a little too much...

  8. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    waking up in the middle of the night and having to pee
    and just laying there for a minute paralyzed with fear
    at the thought of a serial killer hiding in your shower

  9. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    school activates my inner serial killer

  10. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Did you know
    Luis Garavito, the world's most dangerous serial killer (140 victims) only has to serve 22 years in prison and should be released in 2021.

  11. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    k so I sleep downstairs and whenever people walk in a certain area my door rattles really loudly.
    and it scares the crap out of me, 'cause I'm like YUP, THIS TIME IT'S SERIAL KILLER.
    and it doesn't help that i just watched a movie about a serial killer.
    goodbye mom, goodbye dad.

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