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Awkward3564

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Member Since: 15 Feb 2012 06:34pm

Last Seen: 23 Mar 2017 04:40pm

Birthday: May 23

Location: Minnesota

Gender: F

user id: 274427

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  1. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:24pm UTC

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    The sky was dark
    The moon was high.
    All alone
    Just her and I.
    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes so blue.
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do.
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine.
    I ran my finger down her spine
    I didn't know how,
    But I tried my best.
    I started by placing my hands on her breast
    I remember my fear,
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread her legs apart
    And when she did
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came
    All at last it's finished.
    It's all over now
    My first time ever
    At milking a cow(:

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  2. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    This might make me sound stupid, but...I was looking at your picture( you're are so pretty i couldnt help it), but i forgot to look up from my phone and i walked into a wall... My insurance agent says i need to get your number. You know, for insurance stuff

  3. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Did you know
    There's an entire breed of dwarf cats with abnormally short legs. They are called "Munchkin Cats."

  4. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Did you know
    "Hasma" is a popular dessert item in China said to improve skin complexion -- It's made from the dried fallopian tubes of frogs.

  5. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    Did you know
    Y2K (the mass computer bug that was supposedly going to occur in the year 2000) is now predicted to occur in 2038.

  6. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    Did you know
    Research at Essex University discovered teens who have never smoked, nor drank alcohol were 4 to 6 times more likely to be happier.

  7. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Did you know
    The average person looks at their phone 150 times a day.

  8. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Did you know
    Bikinis and tampons were both invented by men.

  9. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    Did you know
    Apple stores everything you say to SIRI on its servers.

  10. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Did you know
    50% of the world’s population is younger than 50-years-old.

  11. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Did you know
    “Dysania” is the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning.

  12. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Did you know
    A 7-month old puppy named Geo pushed a 10-year-old boy out of the way of an oncoming truck and took the impact himself - Geo is still alive.

  13. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Did you know
    Queen Victoria would use marijuana to help alleviate her menstrual pains.

  14. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Did you know
    Unicorns were mentioned in the Bible.

  15. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Did you know
    Homework has been linked to increased anxiety, stress and depression.

  16. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Did you know
    Chewing gum while studying, then chewing the same flavor while taking a test can help you remember more.

  17. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Did you know
    Overuse of the internet has been linked to depression and various personality disorders.

  18. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Did you know
    Kissing helps to reduce negative energy and lower the amount of stress hormones in the body.

  19. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Did you know
    McDonald’s has a secret sandwich named the McGangBang -- It’s a McChicken Sandwich in the middle of a double cheeseburger.

  20. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Did you know
    In 2002, a 19-year-old garbage collector won $15 million dollars - He spent it on gambling, drugs and prostitutes. He's a garbage man again.

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