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  1. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Did you know
    There are over 2,000 species of bacteria living in your belly button.

  2. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:55pm UTC
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    A guy from Florida was shot by his own dog.

  3. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:53pm UTC
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    Individuals with higher IQs are 3 times more likely to suffer from depression because of increased brain activity.

  4. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC
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    Princess Diana had an eating disorder and self harmed

  5. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Did you know
    The rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back” was originally “Step on a crack your mother will turn black.”

  6. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    February 17, 2013 8:34pm UTC
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    Over-thinking is one of the top causes of depression.

  7. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    February 17, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Did you know
    Celebrity Worship Syndrome is an obsessive-addictive disorder where a person becomes overly interested with a celebrity’s personal life.

  8. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    Did you know
    When a person lies, the temperature of their nose rises -- This is known as the “Pinocchio Effect.”

  9. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:27pm UTC
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    The fish from "Spongebob Squarepants" that always yells "My leg!" is named Fred.

  10. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:24pm UTC
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    People who remain calm in stressful situations tend to have higher rates of depression and obesity.

  11. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:22pm UTC
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    A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time equivalent to 1/100th of a second.

  12. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:19pm UTC
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    Luis Garavito, the world's most dangerous serial killer (140 victims) only has to serve 22 years in prison and should be released in 2021.

  13. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    February 17, 2013 8:17pm UTC
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    The word "nightmare" is derived from "Mare", a Germanic folklore goblin who rode on people's chests as they slept.

  14. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    February 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC
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    A type of frog called the “horror frog” will break its own bones to make claws out of them and use them as defensive weapons.

  15. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    February 17, 2013 8:11pm UTC
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    Smoking can cause your nipples to fall off.

  16. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    February 17, 2013 8:09pm UTC
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    Your mind spends about 70% of it’s time replaying memories and creating scenarios of perfect moments.

  17. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    Me: Most people give birth to a child. You gave birth to a legend.
    Mom: Yeah, your brother will be a legend, won't he?
    Me:
    Mom: SLAM! DUNK!
    My mom >>

  18. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    January 31, 2013 7:02pm UTC
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    If you multiply the number 21978 by 4, the product is the same number, but reversed.

  19. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:57pm UTC
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    The word "Gaga" in Filipino refers to a stupid and idiotic girl."

  20. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    January 31, 2013 6:53pm UTC
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    Clomipramine is a drug that can cause certain people to or gasm whenever they yawn."

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