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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:24pm UTC

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    The sky was dark
    The moon was high.
    All alone
    Just her and I.
    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes so blue.
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do.
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine.
    I ran my finger down her spine
    I didn't know how,
    But I tried my best.
    I started by placing my hands on her breast
    I remember my fear,
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread her legs apart
    And when she did
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came
    All at last it's finished.
    It's all over now
    My first time ever
    At milking a cow(:

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  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    Disney used to be on point and helped me. Idk wtf that Shake It Up and A.N.T Farm c/rap is. Even second generation Disney had SOME core to it; Early Hannah Montana, Early Suit life of Zack and Cody and Wizards of Wavery Place. Even Sonny with a chance was ALRIGHT. Now they’re just getting desperate.That’s so Raven taught things like everyone is beautiful no matter shape or size. Now the only thing Disney talks about is boy crushes. Lizzie McGuire had a variety of different episodes, And one episode was even about Miranda having an eating disorder. Something SERIOUS that people can ACTUALLY relate to.Then there was Phil Of The Future and Even Stevens- Mainly for entertainment as opposed to teaching moral lessons, But at least they were creative and entertaining. This new c/rap is just pathetic.

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Girl on Witty to Steve: Happy Valentine's Day! What will you be getting for the Mrs.?
    Steve: TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY???!!!
    life = made

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
    want to know why that's special?
    I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
    my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
    and i am speechless.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    English class today
    Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
    Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
    Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
    Teacher: Charlie.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I don't run at all.
    Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?”
    “a sense of purpose”

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 11:53am UTC
    Why do some couples make their status "single" everytime they fight?
    I don't put "orphan" when l get into fights wih my parents...

  12. Brieeeeee ^.^* Brieeeeee ^.^*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    My voicemail:
    Hello, youve reached Brie a-needa Holley
    I a-needa call you back

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER
    WISH YOU HAD
    A SECOND CHANCE
    TO MEET SOMEONE
    AGAIN FOR THE
    FIRST TIME?

  14. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  15. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    when i say
    "I wish they would turn this book into a movie"
    what i really mean is
    "I wish they would turn this book into a 17
    hour long spectacle that includes every single
    solitary detail and doesnt deviate at all from
    the storyline and has perfect casting"

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
    Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

  17. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
    So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
    format credit jimmy365

  18. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:29am UTC
    how do eyebrows just grow there in two patches?
    like what’s going on there?

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