Best Selfies Quotes This Week

*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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December 26, 2013 10:28am UTC

The only thing i get from selfies is
blindness for the next 10 seconds

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 3:04am UTC

Ahhh, yes its that time again.
gotta change the profile pic.
*spends hours looking through every single picture of me i can find until i find one that is both flattering but doesnt look like I got all dressed up and sh*t just to take my soon-to-be profile picture*

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:34pm UTC

i wish i was cute so that i could take
selfies and not want to kill myself

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lithium*
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June 16, 2013 7:36am UTC

is today father's day or SELFIES WITH YOUR FATHER DAY

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Me: *Takes selfie*
Me: Oh, this is pretty.
*1 week later*
Me: Oh god thats hideous!

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Beau*
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September 28, 2013 11:03am UTC

How is it possible for some people to take amazing selfies,
when I just can't hold the camera in front of my face?

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
October 6, 2015 6:33am UTC

you're gonna regret not texting me
back when i drop this selfie

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Bambi10
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 6:57am UTC

i don't get why people always take selfies using the mirror
like seriously, have you ever heard of the magical button that let's you reverse the camera.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 4:04pm UTC

How many selfies do I need to have on my
computer to qualify for having a "problem"?

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Ralph*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:26pm UTC

He tries not to smile, noticing that she's intimidated by him.
He wasn't sure what was so striking about it, just maybe the thought of it.
She smiles timidly at him when she sits on the couch over his own.
She expresses her manners through a timid tongue.
Red is the color of her cheeks when he tries to speak to her, make her unafraid.
Red is the color of his blood when he unintentionally tears his bottom lip open.
In his car, she sits in the back, quietly humming along to the repetitive melodies.
In his seat, he thinks of how things will be when she's a little older for him.
They laugh and joke a little, but never a true conversation.
They silently say the things that aren't ready to be said.
Intimidation may be one's key to their locked-up heart.♥

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 12:41pm UTC

Is there a special class,
you can take to learn how to look somewhat decent in selfies?

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
March 30, 2015 2:20am UTC

*Fire occurs*
Me: OH SH*T!!
Me: *Takes a bunch of pics*
Me: *Uploads the pics on every social media site*
Me: I should probably call for help...

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:08pm UTC

i wish the mirror and my photos could
agree on how I look

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XPerfectlyImperfectX
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 6:09pm UTC

Taking All These Pictures, But Yet You Can Never Find The Perfect One...
~That's Me~

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Sandie
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:17pm UTC

a selfie a day keeps everyone away

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 4:07pm UTC

how do people take ten thousand selfies i cant even take one without wanting to burn my face off
my mirrors all like 'youre sooo pretty sometimes' but the cameras like 'ur ugly go die'

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote
I do not understand the correlation

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